Have you updated your “in case of emergency” contacts in your phone?

if not,
i’m judging you heavy.
you know how it goes when election season rolls around.
suddenly,
out of nowhere,
black folks start dying and chaos begins to ensue.
the tragic death of sonya massey in illinois is just the beginning of the madness…

ever have trouble keeping up with a story because it’s just too bizarre?
it’s like jon benet ramsey or the oj murders.
there is always a new twist and turn that makes it even more outrageous,
all the while in creating doubt along the way.
this one has the gay forests in a chokehold.
it’s a murder mystery that’s juicier than what you had for sunday brunch.

so,
in a nutshell,
that trio called skiiboyz is now down to two.
the one with the dreads (deundray cottrell)?
he’s no longer with us.
the redbone (julian taylor morris)?
allegedly the prime suspect in why dreads is gone.
the whispers are everywhere:

Did he really murder Deundray?

here’s is what i got so far…

quiet as kept,
a lot of straight males are a #fingersinthebootyassbitch.
let’s not shame straight males for discovering the pleasure of a milked prostate.
once a finger goes in and they have the hardest orgasm of their life,
the toes curl and eyes roll in the back of their heads,
you could as well forget it going forward.

“Baby,
can we do that…
thing…
we did the other night.
You know that thing you did to me?
Can we do that thing again?
Please,
baby,
I’ll take out the trash tomorrow.”

the following acting wolf has become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch too…

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13 inches and a military wolf at the RNC?
You already know he was sat and ate at many tables.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but the RNC allegedly had the biggest spike on grindr.

one of DL life’s biggest puzzles for me is…

Can one of the Foxholers confirm the following for me,
please?
Thanks.

so one of my straight wolves hit me up the other day in a panic.

“Did you know Spankbang is gone?????
I keep getting re-directed to LiveJasmine.”

i was like,
whaaaaaaaaat?
the Foxhole would have alerted me about that.
so when i went to go check…

I still had access to it.

he continued to tell me that allegedly…

So I guess he is baffled all of these white characters got re-made?
I only recognize Ariel.
Who are these other characters?????
I’m always confused with his confusion.

tbh,
i don’t want to hear any more complaints about elon musk.
we all played a part in creating what he has become.
he flaunts his racism but we continue to use twitter.
many of us bark like dogs because his app,
unlike the other social media platforms,
lets us upload smut and indulge in our degenerate ways.
we can’t have it both ways but let’s be honest…