foxhole,
today has been a day.
it’s like if it ain’t one thing then it’s the other.
where do i start?…

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there was a point in my life when i was young that i hated the sight of another male’s dick.
it made me feel disgusting.
i know,
weird.
now...

it’s getting to the point you don’t know if you’ll say something and be labeled “phobic”.
miley cyrus,
who i never thought i’d find myself agreeing with,
had this to say and got her self labeled transphobic…

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“sex and the city” was a cultural phenomenon.
vixens and gay males loved tf outta that show.
that show had white vixens from wisconsin moving to new yawk,
living in shoeboxes,
just to wear labels and fuck randoms they met in clubs.
i feel like that’s where all the gentrification came from too.
even some black vixens moved here to live their “sex and the city” experience.
hell,
the show inspired me to font about my love and sex life like carrie bradshaw in her iconic columns.

“I had to wonder…”

at the time,
there wasn’t a show where it showed new yawk in the light in which it did.
it showed this city in a glamourous way,
all while highlighting the drama of sex and trying to find a “mr. big” in this big city.
when i watch now,
carrie and mr. big was toxic af.
samantha jones,
who was my favorite,
is the “sex” in “sex and the city”.
 sarah jessica parker,
who played the iconic character of “carrie bradshaw”,
surprised us with the trailer for the reboot on “hbo max” but…

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i was having a morning and decided to take a nap because i needed to step away from everything.
so i put my phone on dnd and was outta here.
when i woke up,
i had a million messages asking if i seeing wtf was going on in the forests.
so i wake up,
cold in my eye and shit,
and as soon as i turn on the cnn and saw this mess at the capitol building…

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i’ve had 4 people hit me up this week alone:

“WHERE IS MY STIMULUS?”
“Did you get your stimulus?”
“I’m tite I didn’t my stimmy!!!”

…and then this text i got from divaa:

everyone is asking one question…

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there are many “joanne the scammers” out there.
many of them are the way they are because we made them that way.
read me out…
it’s kinda like stringing someone along in dating.
they know if they drop crumbs,
some folks will fly down like hungry birds to feast on it.
trey songz had a post on his onlyfans that he claims was worth 100 dollars.

this is what he wanted folks to pay 100 dollars for?…

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