Category: UGH
tessica brown will probably have an svu episode made, sponsored by gorilla glue
“everybody comes to hollywood.
they wanna make it in the neighborhood…” – hollywood, madonna.
fame is one hell of a drug.
the talented ones have a harder climb,
while folks who just do dumb shit get insta-fame immediately.
we are all pushing and squeezing to climb to the top in all of our fields tbh.
In the corporate and working world in general,
those who don’t know wtf they’re doing get promoted to managers.
tessica brown is one of those people.
as you know,
she put gorilla glue in her hair and nonsense transpired.
i love the response from gorilla glue’s twitter btdubs:
We are very sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident that Miss Brown experienced using our Spray Adhesive on her hair. We are glad to see in her recent video that Miss Brown has received medical treatment from her local medical facility and wish her the best. pic.twitter.com/SoCvwxdrGc
— Gorilla Glue (@GorillaGlue) February 8, 2021
well,
ya’ll done…
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the dementia made her want to spit on this black caretaker?
i would have slapped her.
sorry.
don’t even think of spitting on me and living to tell that tale.
that caretaker is there to assist her ass and that “got me fucked up” turned tf up.
when the pretty vixen sent me this from “hollywood unlocked“:
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… i was annoyed,
but then this weird update happened…
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i just want him to want me back (am i asking for the stars? i might just be)
i never get the wolf i want.
ever.
like,
ever,
ever.
i always have the pleasure of attracting the ones i want,
but we always have this intense moment until something splits us up.
no cap,
but they always end up having:
BIG.
BETA.
ENERGY.
all bark; no bite especially where i want to be bit.
it never fails…
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per my last email, i will remind you who satan is and why i ownz your soul
you ever got an email like ^that from your boss and it ended with:
“Please advise…”
“just following up” and“what’s the ETA on” are similar phrases that give britney face.
it’s usually the first thing on a monday or right before you leave on a friday.
so now you gotta dig through your emails to show you aren’t a doofus.
“Found it!”
you forward it,
leave a passive-aggressive “let me know if you have any concerns“,
and go back to watching a youtube video.
God forbid you can’t find it tho,
you’ll get chewed out and the infamous:
“Going forward…”
those who work in corporate offices know how it goes.
ya’ll know.
one sentence i’ve seen in a few emails that are usually attached to fuckery is…
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bow wow wants all his fans to join him on his latest brilliant idea
i use to think bow wow was so cute,
but social media has not been kind to him.
he has shown his ass more than a couple of times.
attentionisto blvd,
here we go.
he really annoyed me with what he fonted about keyshia cole last week on verzuz:
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like,
what?
he is such a kiss and tell.
you the type you can’t even fuck on the low without him broadcasting something.
it’s so bizarre.
a foxholer sent me his latest venture…
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i might need to send a smoke signal or carrier pigeon to the new yawk unemployment
last night,
i popped a cbd pill and sipped on some chamomile tea an hour before bed.
i wanted to get up early so bedtime was around 1230-ish.
sidebar: i love the bedtime feature on my iPhone.
when paired with the apple watch,
it really provides excellent synergy.
the name of the game for the next day:
Hit Unemployment before everyone else does
foxhole…
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