for 5 years,
insecure became my “must-see” tv.
i damn near told everyone who didn’t watch to tune in asap.
karaoke and i were huge stans that would talk about the show ad-nauseam.
i never thought i’d see it come to an end so soon tbh.
there were so many more stories and experiences to explore.
black twitter needed another season or two to come alive on sunday nights.
the series finale was last night and well…
spoilers ahead btdubs…

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how many people know someone who currently has the rona?

some died; others lived to tell the tale.
with this new omarion omicron variant dancing in these lungs,
it seems more people are catching it at higher rates.
my friends and i been trying to 2-step out that bitch’s way.
i was telling someone today that…

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back in barbados,
i remember kfc being soooooooo good.
there was one down the street from our house.
every sunday,
my aunt would send over kfc for us to eat for dinner.
the chicken was GOOD and i loved eating the skin.

KFC’s chicken had the best skin in the business.

at times,
i preferred kfc over chefette even though i loved their rotis.
i came to america and kfc was cool but something changed.
they fucked up the original recipe and just like that…

Popeyes (and dare I say Kennedys) became the new chicken spot.

a patron was eating kfc the other day and look what she found…

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foxhole…
the scam calls and texts are OUT OF CONTROL.
if i’m not getting a call about a car i don’t have,
i’m getting random texts about gifts for paying my cellphone bill.

“Your November bill has been paid.
Click here to receive your free gift…”

…from a 347 number.
today,
the scam Gods decided to switch things up and i got this…

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blueface is the kind of wolf you would see on your high school basketball team.
he is popular and everyone has a crush on him.
because of him being tall and probably has a nice-sized penis,
he has ran through most of the vixens and probably a few teachers.
in this hyper-sexual era of our lives,
people today have a ton of bodies.
blueface claims he has more than a few bodies in the last 6 months…

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i’m concerned for one of my best friends.
she is headed off to south africa for the holidays during omarion’s omicron’s world tour.
she is not vaxxed as well so her travel depends on if she has a negative test.
she is not with that vaxxed life and is into the conspiracy theories.
you know that buddy pass i had to go somewhere?

I’m GOOD.

i was supposed to go see her for my christmas present and i refused to get on the mta.
new yawk has been hit hard since omarion omicron’s feets has hit these streets.

We have had roughly over 20k cases in the course of days.

it’s like that muthafucka decided it’s time to bring us to our knees.
it’s so bad that…

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