I’m gonna give myself props.
I don’t care if you look like this tatted wolf above,
and you licked every part of my bawdy,
Ima need you to take your ass home once it’s done.
I don’t do “lets shack up and host dinner parties”.

so when i heard of folks shackin up to split bills with just anyone,
or just any random they are fuckin’ atm,
i gave that instant pause.
i couldn’t press the button fast enough.
it’s in-house penis and they help with the bills but we really don’t know people.
we learn the true characters of people once we move in with them.
like,
your whole shacker-upper could be a serial killing hyena like this jackal…

Sometimes,
I feel like I’m gonna wake up and I’m gonna be back at my mother’s crib.
She is gonna be alive because it’s gonna be 1999.
I won’t remember anything that transpired before this.
It’s all gonna be a fever dream but it’s God reset.

some black folks in the country confuse me tbh.
trump came out with the insurrection 6s and they’re targeted to black people:

trump spoke at the black conservative federation gala,
which is a contradiction all in it’s own,
and he says…

we will always have someone in our lives who is better than us.
siblings.
classmates.
the local celebrities on social media.
we will always stand in their shadows…

…but that doesn’t mean we have to do their PR either.

we should NOT be answering about anyone else but our own stuff.
this is my issue with my beautiful vixen,
kelly rowland.
during her press runs for her new movie,
“mea culpa” with fione ass trevante rhodes…

they keep asking her about whatever bey got going on.
she finally flipped her wig here…

in the 90s and early 00s,
before she was known as “tv wendy”,
“radio wendy” was the scariest villain to grace the airwaves.

She knew everyone’s secrets and wasn’t afraid to expose them.

this is why she got ran out of new yawk by…
well,
it doesn’t matter.
imagine after a certain age,
those secrets are safe in a memory that is starting to become no more?
it is an end of era for aunt wendy cause per deadline…

i think quincy brown is “handsomes”.
not only is he “handsomes” but he has wild charisma.

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even his step father knows he is “handsomes”.

he was born to be a star.
see what i did there?
no?
okay…
quincy was blessed with one of those faces to look at all day but Foxhole,
why “come” he did this..

there are times i regret my rebellious phase with my mother.
Lord,
when i think back,
i was a mess.
i remember telling her i got someone pregnant because she got me vex.
me?
someone pregnant?

i don’t think i ever fully apologized for wildin’ out.
then again…

Every teenager wanted to move out with a bunch of other teenagers,
all who weren’t working,
because they had a gigantic speaker in the living room to throw parties.

…or that might have just been me.
mo’nique legit said if she knew he would be doing tiktoks about her in the future,
she would have….