Category: UGH
robert griffin III wants us to all kiss and make up after the election results

Compliment: Ex-Baller Wolf,
Robert Griffin III.
looks much better now.
Someone finally told him his past hairstyle was not in style for his face.
Is RGIII channeling his inner kumbaya caped crusader,
but is anyone buying it?
“dear america,
this is a safe space…“
is how he started off his post on elon’s swamp.
in his tweet…
it’s dark, hell just got hotter, and many people are stupid

Can you believe it’s about to be a week tomorrow?
i’ve been riding a wave of emotions since last tuesday.
optimism,
anger,
denial,
and now,
i’ve finally landed on full-blown depression.
there’s one question that just keeps playing on a loop in my head…
you didn’t know your manz was full MAGA until election day? excuse me?

lately,
i’m seeing a lot of shocked pikachu faces online,
especially those who found out on election day…
That their partners pulled the lever for him and not her.
they’re left reeling,
airing their dismay on social media,
while pondering if they’re gonna break up.duh?
which raises the questions...
did ya’ll drag your friends/family who voted or didn’t vote at all?

yesterday,
i was about to do something silly.
I was gonna send a mass text to everyone in my phone,
letting them know that if they voted for that man,
or they didn’t vote at all,
that we would not be speaking again.

in fantasy,
that felt good.
“Yeah,
Jamari,
you’re sticking it to em!”
in reality,
that does more damage and is actually very childish.
so after i sat with myself for a little bit,
i decided to…
lady liberty just changed her status: back with her toxic ex… again

Lady Liberty is giving her toxic ex another chance.
he’s been begging and coppin’ pleas to get her back.
just when we thought we’d seen the last of him,
she lets him back in.
unlike the last time he was with her,
back in 2016,
he is coming with a bunch of new friends.
tbh,
it’s not like lady liberty’s been her strongest self lately..
trump ruined something that i thought he was actually good at

I feel like I’ve been lied to!!!
it’s like i just found out santa doesn’t exist and that really isn’t mickey walking round disney.
1 – I wanted to catch Santa in the act because I was always a little investigator.
I woke up and saw my mother and step father putting my presents under the tree.
2 – Went to Disney as a kid and when i hugged Minnie Mouse,
I saw white skin under the black stockings.
all this time,
i thought trump was running his social media.
every single tweet or truth social came from his fingers from his own phone.
like,
no matter the time of day,
he picked up his phone to type his nonsense.in my head,
he only had one app on his phone that they taught him how to use.
i saw this today…




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