it was literally “me, myself, and i” when the white people left the pool

X marks the Fox: on a vacation moment straight out of a social experiment.

dorian freeman hits the pool on vacation,
ready for a relaxing swim,
and what happens?

allegedly,
every white person gets up and leaves.
uhhhhh…
awkward and up volume on offensive.
what did dorian do?
a Foxholer sent us how he handled it…

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clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.

the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music…

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we will never hear the words “gay tupac” or “jussie smollett hate crime” again

The ghost of scandals past finally laid to rest.

in today’s “things that happened last decade…” news,
jussie smollett’s saga has officially come to an end,
courtesy of the illinois supreme court.

per tmz…

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playing by their rules; losing by default

Have you ever wondered why we spend so much time trying to be “better” for people who wouldn’t recognize better if it hit them over the head?

for most of my life,
i was a rule-follower.

at work,
with family,
in friendships,
and let’s not even font about looking for a partner.
i bent over backward trying to be the version of “better” everyone claimed they wanted.
they’d say they needed someone dependable,
thoughtful,

or different from all the “bad” they’d experienced before.
like a fool with a savior complex,
i tried to be the answer to their complaints.
here’s what they don’t tell you about following the rules…

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the timeline takes another twist and meagan good is part of the plot

Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”

Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.

to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors…

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if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole…

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