“he’s a good man, savannah. a good man!”

What if a male is the ultimate fantasy to fuck,
but once you have both fucked each other’s brains out…
that’s it?
No sparks,
No substance,
and just one giant meh.

everyone’s still buzzing about victoria monét and john gaines jr. splitting up.
apparently,
she’s moving on:

leaving everyone asking:
why would victoria let go of such a fine,
fine,
and “did i font fine” wolf like john?

“If i was with John,
I’d fuck him absolutely stupid,
bathe him,
and drink his bath water,” said literally almost every gay and vixen on Bey’s internet.

but i want to challenge a thought…

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the fear of Jesus came out of this jaguar wright on piers morgan debacle

When I saw Jaguar Wright on Piers Morgan,
I had only one word: Wow.

….and not the good kind of “wow”.
i mean, 
how did this mentally unstable she-jackal manage to land herself on prime time?

she’s got a dedicated stans because she crashed back into the industry guns blazing,
throwing accusations at every artist she can think of.
her favorite targets?
jay-z,
of course.

jaguar’s been on a warpath,
claiming she’s got serious dirt on the carters.
when she went on piers morgan,
she went full throttle with accusations.

jay and bey,
the masters of keeping cool under pressure,
have finally had enough

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caresha please tell me this isn’t true

All Caresha aka Yung Miami of the now defunct,
City Girls,
had to do was rap…

…but when we’re used to lying down with hyenas/jackals,
it’s no shock when we get infested with fleas,
ticks,

and flies.

remember when many were all dazzled by caresha and diddy?

i loved how we thought she had him in check in this interview.
now that diddy’s empire is unraveling,
the skeletons are practically tripping over themselves to fall out.
allegedly,
caresha was the type to harass someone into aborting diddy’s baby

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why does cardi b have us in her relationship therapy session atm?

Am I the only one who’s starting to feel bored with Cardi B and all her drama?

i used to love her energy because her charisma was magnetic,
but lately,
it feels like we’re stuck in the same loop

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cassie stayed with diddy so it was her choice to deal with his abuse

“Cassie stayed with Diddy because she wanted fame.”

that’s what some keep saying about cassie staying with diddy for 10 years,
right?

they’re fonting it all over rihanna’s socials like it’s a hot take.
even khia’s out there dropping videos about it.

but let me ask you this…

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is it safe for janet to come back out after that ruthless dragging ya’ll gave her?

Sometimes,
its best not to ruin what makes you alluring.

Once you open your mouth,
or font some dumb shit,
you will be known as “the idiot” .

janet,
oh janet.
po,
po,
janet.

we see why beyonce keeps her mouth shut on her internet.
the villagers are always hungry to eat and throw bones on the front lawn.
janet didn’t really speak about justin timberlake during nipplegate.
when she did,
she gave a PR answers and kept her real opinion to herself.
it’s puzzling why when asked about kamala harris and her ethnicity,
she is gonna say via variety

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