Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES
Turn It Off and Jam It Up Her Ass
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She can’t fuck.
She can’t act.
She can’t dance.
She can’t sing.
She can’t keep a man.
What CAN she do?
So Mister Baller, U Can Stay The Whole Week Then?
Well looks like the worst is happening…
I know these groupies must be having a moment of prayer.
Especially the pregnant ones.
Barefoot, pregnant, and about to be working at Wendys.
Foxes this may just be good times for us…
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I Prefer Fed-Ex Penis Better
Mailmen are hot.
Have you ever just seen a fine ass mail dude?
Their uniforms always fit them so well plus,
something about them sticking their package in your slot turns me on.
I have to have a role play mailman fantasy one day.
But I have a Vixen of mine who realized her mailman fantasy was really a nightmare.
Peep the bullshit below…
Fucking Me Stupid in V.I.P
I have never thought of fucking in VIP.
VIP for me is fucking at The W Hotel
I’m just sayin…
I have seen girls get fingered and fucked (sitting and standing) by my homeboys in VIP so I know how it goes.
Apparently after Weezy’s Grammy party,
some ho-bag thought she should come out her panties for this yungin’…
Trey Songz Gave Out STDS?
According to this soon to be not hired for anything intern on planet Earth,
he was giving them out like candy to his ex.
And she stayed?
And he is alive?
I would have found a way to murder his ass and have a “get outta jail FREE” card…
Peep the messiness BELOW…
Went to Allstar and All I got was This Lousy Shirt
Looking out the hotel window, covered in a robe, I dazed out into the Hollywood Hills.
This was Hollywood.
Lights, camera, action…
I finally bagged a baller and he flew me out to enjoy the VIP of Allstar.
He did him, I did me… and then we did each other later on.
I went to the greatest parties, hung out with the biggest celebs, and got the best dick from HIM.
What more could I ask for?
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I am sure that was the story of some lucky Fox out in Los Angeles this weekend.
All the Vixens wore their best “Cum Fuck Me” pumps in hopes to bag some baller for a night of fun.
Here is WHY some of them played themselves this weekend.
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