didn’t see dez bryant going full trans/homophobia on my 2024 bingo card

I had to wonder:
Is 2024 trying to ruin all the wolves i’ve fantasized about?

ex-baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is turning into the male amber rose.

it was their looks and mystery that drove us wild.
remember him in his prime:

sure,
dez has actual talent and amber rose looked cute.

sadly,
both have fallen victim to the same fate:

Revealing too much and removing all doubt.

dez bryant made his mark with that attitude…

that big mouth,
and those loose (twitter) fingers.

instead of playing football,
he’s always wearing cowboy hats,
angry about something,
and living comfortably as a twitter influencer.
he decided to hop on the misinformation bandwagon about the female boxing vixen from algeria,
imane khelif….

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someone wasn’t a fan of atl tayh and his prison sex documentaries

This is why we can’t have nice things.

it looks like someone didn’t appreciate atl tayh’s ( x prison sex documentaries ).
an F-BI sent something in about his current situation…

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he finally got an OF but some of you think there is a tiny problem?

This just in from the F-BI:

one of your favorite attentionisto has made the leap to OF.
realizing he had nowhere else to go,
and his dreams of stardom started to fade,
he decided to start making good and easy money.
in his grand debut,
however…

Some of you had a problem with his introduction video that he deleted.

it’s kind of a maybe…
small issue.
this is what was sent in…

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dictator donald is what we might be calling him

I didn’t want to believe the rumors but…

when the forests whisper of smoke in the background,
Foxhole,
you’d better listen up.
whispers are floating around about donald going full dictator mode.
the barks says that once he’s elected,
they’re planning to rewrite the rules of elections.
yes,
you read it right.

it’s all nestled within your “project 2025” welcome package.
this means donald might just extend his reign beyond the usual four years.
at a recent rally,
with christians hanging on his every word,
he let slip of these alleged plans during his speech…

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the joneses can’t wait to tell all your business when you’re broke

I had to wonder:
Have you ever wondered what happens when the pursuit of acceptance turns into a debt trap?

i’m learning to be glad i wasn’t accepted when i desperately wanted to be.
God was really looking out for me.
it left me with the ability to be transparent about the good and the bad.
others i know,
sadly,
would probably die if their followers knew the truth about their lives.
they’ve created such a highlight reel that there’s no going back.
take brandon miller for example.

while his wife,
candice miller,
was vacationing in europe,
he deleted himself in the garage of their flaunted crib.
why?…

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why do ya’ll think julian taylor morris killed deundray cottrell?

ever have trouble keeping up with a story because it’s just too bizarre?
it’s like jon benet ramsey or the oj murders.
there is always a new twist and turn that makes it even more outrageous,
all the while in creating doubt along the way.
this one has the gay forests in a chokehold.
it’s a murder mystery that’s juicier than what you had for sunday brunch.

so,
in a nutshell,
that trio called skiiboyz is now down to two.

the one with the dreads (deundray cottrell)?
he’s no longer with us.
the redbone (julian taylor morris)?
allegedly the prime suspect in why dreads is gone.
the whispers are everywhere:

Did he really murder Deundray?

here’s is what i got so far…

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