as we are all enjoying our freedom of summer 23,
or just appreciating being able to be outside in general,
two attentionistos are preparing for their long journeys ahead as jailbirds.
the days of kissy faces and twitter updates are gone.

It’s now getting comfy and cozy within the confines of prison

 new photos of eric dodds and johntae collier,
formerly of eandjgang,
has popped up.
this is their new normal…

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all he had to do was sit down,
be light skin,
and don’t touch anything.
does he even have a job other than working keke palmer?
the internet knows before these vixens do.
i think they do too but their baby fever clouds their judgment.
when someone is trash but we are in love or dickmatized,
we always miss or ignore the signs.
it rarely has anything to do with jealousy or being a hater:

People can see the bigger picture than what is being presented. 

 keke palmer’s baby daddy,
darius jackson (brother of dro from insecure/sarunas jackson)…

…has been on the grill for the last few days.
it all started because he needed to start typing about keke on his twitter…

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if only we lived in a society that let people know:

“You don’t need to have kids.
Why?
You are gonna be a horrible parent.”

…and it’s okay to admit that truth.
more people need to be honest.
we don’t need you to have any children.
someone should have been honest with “rapper turned reality”,
blueface.
having random kids should not be anyone’s fallback career.
blueface asked his young son:

“Are you gay?”

because…

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uh.
huh.
so i’m enjoying my days off,
trying to get into trouble,
and the f-bi blew my box up something stupid.
every tip was about flash brown.
it seems he isn’t ^that anymore.

It’s Miss.

this is the new flash brown…

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this video is weird and is looking like cap to me.
i could be wrong tho.
so a foxholer sent me a video of an alleged dl jackal getting caught up.
it’s giving “la complex” when i first peeped it:

in the following video,
the jackal was all huggy until he saw he was being recorded.
this happened…

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^probaly the yuckiest water ever.
these days,
i bring a water bottle with me when i go out.
i think my anxiety started this trend fresh out of the panny.
i’m trying to be better with not having water with me.
it seems like carrying around water is the latest in:

“That’s gay for a man!”

someone tweeted this and i hope it was a joke...

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