I Blame Nicki Minaj

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHH.....

NOPE.

Chris Brown: Jamari Fox Has Some ADVICE For You.

Chris.

Baby.
I’m rooting for you.
I am.
But throwing a chair through a glass window at GMA???
Have you lost your ever loving blonde mind?
Alleged or not, I need to work some magic on your career.
Let’s have a quick pow wow in the Foxhole. …

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The Happy Hour of Doom’s Dick

ARGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

What a small world this is.
You can’t fuck someone without them knowing someone who knows someone.
This lifestyle had to be so tiny.
So I met up with a Wolf of mine who has been tryna lasso me for quite some time.
He is short, pudgy, and not my speed – BUT, he is still a friend.
We will call him PR since he does public relations for a major publication.

PR asked me to come with him to a Happy Hour’s spot after work.
I agreed since it was a beautiful day in the Concrete Forest.
When I got to the spot, he waved me down from where he was at the bar.
When I walked up to him, to my surprise, he was with someone.

When dude turned around……………

…. it was a dude I have mentioned before.

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Hi. I’m Dan and I’m Trying To Be Smashed Slow.

Wolfie.
This just might be your speed!

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J. Strokes Fat Ass is Simply Now A Fat Ass.

Foxes and Wolves,
you know how much I ~~lust~~ love J. Strokes.
I just love his nice fat mean… cakes.
He puts O-Cakey to shame with all that rump.
But there 2 things wrong with the J. Strokes of today…

Oh how I miss the one from yesterday.

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