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nicki and cardi’s huzzbands have entered the group chat we are forced to be in

i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
~~it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.~~
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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your friend can be good to you and be a complete d!ck to someone else

when we are friends with someone,
we always see the “good” in them.
we ignore the truth because we want to show loyalty.
when they get caught up in some bs,
we don’t want to believe it because they are our friends.
we think about how good they were to US.
we don’t want to imagine one of our friends could be a monster.
two things can be true at the same time.

Someone can be a friend to us
Someone can be a monster to someone else

i’ve noticed it with some gay males over the years…

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candace owens thinks eminem has gotten gayer in his old age

eminem has only one request:

He doesn’t want ANY Republicans using his music.

i mean,
that’s fair and it should be respected.
GOP presidential contender,
“da vek” aka vivek ramasw-something or the other,
decided he wanted to get on stage and pretend he was eminem.

~~why are these people so corny?~~
in which promoted em to ask da vek to ( x never rap his music again ).
somehow,
candace owens thinks em is gay because of this…

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so obama was out here doing the gay and smoking the crack?

BACK THE TRUCK UP.
like,
slowly move it all the back.
whenever someone in the media starts getting randomly tarnished,
i start asking myself:

“WTF did they do?”

barack obama has been tarnished for many years by those who oppose him.
they want something,
anything,
to happily say he wasn’t “perfect“.
this happens to many of us when we are chosen tbh.
black and chosen,
~~but whatever.~~
suddenly,
tucker carlson wants to be the one to break a bombshell about obama.
in a new interview on his twitter show,
he has a random claiming obama smoked crack before they did the gay.
life hasn’t been kind to this random…

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the mercury retrograde brought darius jackson back to keke palmer (aww cutes!)

when i was dealing with the work wolf issue,
i didn’t think i’d ever leave him alone tbh.
i’ll be 100 with you:

If he would have opened the gate for a re-do,
I would have gone back with my tail tucked between my legs.

when i look back at that rough time in my life,
The Foxhole legit dragged me so hard and i’m grateful.
i think God made us separate for all the right reasons.
it couldn’t be seen back then but it was the plan for now.