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MERRY CHRISTMAS FOXHOLE! CHAD OCHOCINCO SEX TAPE!

~~i knew santa would not disappoint my foxy desires!~~
~~tis is the season for scandal…~~

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Who Wants A Naked Soccer Player In Their Bedroom Every Night?

it may not be one of the baller wolves from the ny giants,
but it’s close enough.
the dieux du stade shot by françois rousseau released their 2013 calendar.
it features many rugby players.
it’s like meat goes wild…

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How To Be Private and Shock People When You Finally Tell Someone

i don’t know if you heard,
but michael ealy is married.

he managed to pull the wool over many vixen’s eyes today.
of course, she isn’t black and the sistas are having a fit.
i heard he wasn’t attracted to black women anyway so…

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Have I Ever Said How Much I Wanted To Smash LL Cool J?

he is one of my fantasies.
that is definitely daddy right there.
ll cool j has a new video and song i’m just now hearing about.
it’s called “take it” and it’s featuring joe…

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Evelyn Decided To Not Restrain That Pipe Any Longer

evelyn said fuck it.

she has her life fixed.
she is the new spokesperson for peta.
bbw 5 is now taping.
she has grown up past the drama.
now, it’s time to let bygones be bygones…

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