Category: …OR NAH?
montoya’s girl cannot keep this other dude’s penis outside of her

I’ve come to realize there is two sides in cheating.
there is the side where the jackal is a high key sex addict.
they can’t settle down because,
well,
they are functioning street walkers.
They can’t contain the slut inside long enough.
on the other side on the cheating spectrum,
in my opinion…
Foxhole, i’m starting to think our allies hate us

Gay or straight,
Black or white,
Big or Small,
Slim or thick.
Allies.
there are many people,
we won’t font any names or races,
that suddenly want black folks to stand with them atm.
they want us to become allies,
march,
and sing kumbuya in the streets but…
the gay baiting rumors won’t ever leave him?

If LL Cool J dropped bawdy like he did in 2002 in 2025,
I wonder if that would have been considered gay baiting?
i’ll never forget when “luv you better” dropped.
i was at this person’s house,
trying my best to hide the massive hard-on that i had.
imagine me,
counting down the hours,
so i could get home and jack off to that video.

in gay terminology,
ll looked like “a wolf with a trade“.
i’m sure in this era,
every shirtless picture and sus situation he did would be “gay baiting”.
even though it would be directed to the vixen gaze.
nle choppa is being accused of gay baiting again.
i think it’s for these pictures…
the tea you’re sipping could poison you too

What is it about villains like Lydia from Breaking Bad that stick with us long after their story ends?
i promise you,
i think about her often.
she was cold,
calculating,
and had this neurotic obsession with control.
she let others do her dirty work,
thinking she could sit comfortably on her untouchable pedestal.
in the end…
america is about to be great any day now (anyyyyy day now)

So when exactly is America supposed to be great again?
it’s four days in and it’s looking more like a sequel to chaos than anything remotely “great”.
with our new president diving headfirst into his rollback agenda,
undoing policies left and right,
i can’t help but wonder…
did joffrey pull his mask off today?

The ruler of asocial media throne going full Joffrey Baratheon on us.
for those of us who remember the chaos of game of thrones,
king joffrey wasn’t just hated:
He was a masterclass in self-destruction.
from the moment he slipped on the crown,
his ego lit the match,
but the bridges he burned?
they were mostly within his own family.
fast forward to today,
and our very own x-twitter overlord is serving serious joffrey-esque energy.
did he do an alleged nazi salute at the inauguration?
well…




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