i have a feeling he is gonna be praying to that cross on his chest soon.
i knew this was gonna be a mess once this became a guessing game.
as much as i applaud christian keyes for sharing his story,
he did NOT execute this properly.
i have a feeling that if he doesn’t mention a name soon,
this is going to backfire on him.
christian hinted that it was someone everyone “would know“.
he made it pretty obvious with all the clues he left in his IG live.
so now he is liking tweets that it…
isn’t that person everyone is suspecting?…

well Foxhole,
it seems jonathan majors won’t be having a merry christmas this year.
in fact,
his phone might be on DND because…

yardiestyle.
an OF fav.
yardie wanted to let us know a while ago that he is bi.
i think we fonted about it over in the backwoods.
usually when some of the gays get a little too excited,
some have to be reminded that there is no chance.
i don’t know.
either way,
a foxholer sent me a tweet about yardie and a vixen he is dating…

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why did chrisean rock decide have a child?
serious question.
i feel like some people think having a kid is cute on paper “until“.
welp!
she chose to keep the creamy filling for someone who didn’t want her!
she claims she doesn’t want her son to come out feminine…

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Migrants everywhere and nowhere at the same time
The Adams Administration being literal buffoons
Violence making a comeback like its 90s NY
Rona and Tuberculosis starting their country wide tour from NY
Inflation is infiltrating our savings accounts in order to survive
The cornballs in our government bringing us into their group chat
Nothing being done by our cornballs in the government
Crazy people being liked cause of the chaos they create
Twitter being turned into Truth Social Deux
…am I missing anything else?

…oh,
and climate change being the biggest bitch of them all.
i sat on my couch last night,
thinking to myself how i want to leave new yawk.
that is the first time i wanted to leave my city.
that is when i had to ask myself…

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i didn’t knowjohn mayer and andy cohen were a couple.
that hasn’t been confirmed but that’s what the forests been barking.
i’m gonna slap an allegedly on this.
now the following didn’t help in the rumors:

x Andy likes John’s supple lips

he do got nice lips doe.
they recently ( x bought a crib together too ).
listen,
folks are shacking up to split these bills nowadays.
someone i know brought up that john “must be gay“.

“Why do you think that?”

“He is over a certain age,
no kids,
hasn’t been married,
and sus with a gay man.”
He is gay.”

so in an effort to check foolishness,
i said…

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