*contains spoilers

i’ve imagined this is how older closeted males get when they are fed tf up.
they hate their families and the “straight” lives they chose.
i’m talking about the ain’t shit ones like cal jacobs,
played by eric dane,
from euphoria.
on last night’s episode,
he left my mouth wide TF open when he came home drunk as shit.
when i font you that i wasn’t ready for that dragging he ensued on them…

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i love spotify but Lawd knows i’m tired of the podcast hype.
“the joe rogan experience“,
a podcast hosted by joe rogan on spotify,
has been causing so much confusion.
i don’t listen and i only know joe from his days on “fear factor”.
he gave his views on a recent podcast about being black in africa and…

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do you know how much tickets cost for the adele residency in vegas?
i might need you to sit down.
if you’re sitting,
then lay down.
this is a seating and pricing chart for tonight’s show and 4/15/22:

was a bey ticket that high?
i think i paid under 200 for a good seat.
tonight is the first show,
but adele canceled yesterday.
this is why…

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The following is Reading-MA
Gore, Gross ass shit

i still haven’t forgotten how my past church hurt me.
i’ve forgiven them but i’ll never forget how they did me.
i was just talking to someone from my past church about what i went through.
even years later,
the person is still proud of me for standing up and fighting back.
i think it has caused me to look sideways at church folks tbh.
currently,
i don’t attend any church even though i use to stream td jakes heavy.

If you want to see a bunch of followers in one setting,
go to a church.

church people are the original toxic stan group.
the way they’ll turn on you for their pastor,
or how they hate on others that aren’t in “the Jesus circle”,
is unmatched than the hive or the barbz.
one of my great friends sent me this interesting video today.
pastor mike todd from the transformation church in tulsa, ok…

spits in his hand and does this to one of the members…

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as a gamer,
i can font you just how aggressive that gaming can get.
when your testosterone is up,
and the gaming isn’t going your way,
you are bound to flip the entire fuck out.
i’ve legit had to cuss people tf out just for making our team lose.
tiktok star,
ron teasley,
who claims he was “everybody’s gay best friend“,
was pretty popular on the platform with a 258.3k followers.
unfortunately,
he was murdered by his boyfriend because of a video game…

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*Tip for those coming to New Yawk to visit/start a new life here.
If you ever get lost somewhere,
always take a train to Times Square.
You can always find your way,
or a transfer to your correct train,
from that location.
Bing Bong.

when i go to the train,
i have a habit of standing right at the yellow line.
its a force of habit living here especially if you’re on a crowded platform.
the new yawk foxhole knows the deal.
as crime rises in this forest,
there has been a lot of crime happening on the mta.
yesterday,
a deranged homeless hyena pushed someone to their death at 42nd street…

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