the battle of the gender (money?) loving parents (siohvaughn funches-wade vs dwyane wade)

we always have to remember it takes 2 to have kids.
the relationship can be great before the kid(s),
but once it ends,
the battle of “who is the better parent” commences.
parents will do things with their kids that the other doesn’t agree with.
thats when the real juice starts to come out.
siohvaughn funches-wade,
mother to zaya wade,
thinks that dwyane wade is using zaya’s transitioning for monetary gain.
she is also suing him because of this allegation.
via page six

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when moms can say “he’s the daddy” during a threesome with her son

i had to use a meme for this entry.
i’m starting to believe its spooky season every day of the year.
halloween isn’t just reserved for ghouls and goblins on 10/31.

Folks are scaring up terror in their lives to share on the public stage.

pride be damn.
on a podcast,
vixen reveals she had a threesome with a wolf and his moms.
foxhole…

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the water that had a side of pee and an incurable std in it

Mum always told me if i was away from anything i was drinking/eating,
throw it in the trash.
you don’t know who will try to put something in it.
the following story goes deeper into what she warned me about.
a janitor did something to a worker’s water bottle,
but she ended up getting an std from it…

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if nore could take back this drink champs with kanye, he would

i saw this pop up on my spotify yesterday and i hit it with a:

“Mmm.”

you know the “mmm” black folks use when we are judging.
i feel like the old kanye was the new kanye,
but it was buried deep inside him waiting to torment us.
it seems his loose lips have started to sink his battleship tho.
over the weekend,
nore was HYPE to premiere kanye being on his show,
drink champs“.

the alleged tweets from nore:

kanye went up there and showed his entire black ass.
he talked about who drake smashed,
more anti-semitism,
and his theory about how george floyd was actually killed:

it was all good when they were “tee-heeing” over the gossip.
nore is trying to backpedal because george floyd’s family is coming…

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halloween ends very badly

yesterday,
on my day off,
i decided i was gonna check out halloween ends.
michael myers is my fav slasher-killing demon so i was ready.
i was extra brave because i was gonna watch it at night.
so i got my spot all extra dark with my black-out curtains,
put on my noise-canceling headphones for added effect,
and got comfy in my bed.
20 minutes into the movie…

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the biggest conspiracy theorist of all has to pay for his words (alex jones)

i’ve heard interesting things from conspiracy theorists i know.
i was told if i got vaccinated,
i’ll die because the government wanted to kill us all.

“Who is paying these taxes if we all die?”

allegedly,
princess diana was killed cause she saw the royal family turn into lizards.
of course,
they have all sided with kanye.
i was told he was right that slavery was a choice.
when it came to the sandy hook elementary massacre in 2012,
i was told it never happened.
the wildest i was told?

“Kyle Rittenhouse is actually a paid actor.
He was one of the actors used in Sandy Hook.”

apparently,
they “discovered” his alleged picture was used as one of the victims.
for the record:

I never believed or thought of any of that to be true.

alex jones,
a conspiracy theorist who said similar about the sandy hook massacre,
lost his trial from being sued by the parents of the kids involved.
the amount of money that he has to pay tho…

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