nope.
this is not a joke.
this is actual movie coming out (no pun intended) in the theaters soon.
no i’m serious.
there is even a trailer.
see…
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this is why i thank god we can’t have kids.
i couldn’t deal.
so i was talking to one of the f-bi last night and they were filling me in on a wolf i’ve featured.
i would have said “an attention whore”,
but you know that gets folks all riled up.
anyway…
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a shower rod is 79 bucks these days?
damn.
that’s that industrial strength brand.
well thanks to mimi and nikko,
everyone wants to “sexcerise” in the shower now.
it looks like there is gonna be a lot of broken hips and pregnant bellies this summer.
has anyone started the copy cat videos yet?
put in comment box for further review.
thanks!
oh and nikko made a song about the shower rod sex as well.
it’s called “shower rod”.
how creative?…
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so king james is on a roll.
he is one of the top baller wolves of this generation,
has a beautiful family,
his mountain of a body makes me absolutely weak,
and he pretty much has the world at his fingertips.
he also has “the itch”.
no not crabs silly.
he has the same itch kobe and shaq had.
whats that “itch” you ask?
the itch to rap.
that’s right.
king james can afford to rent out a studio and make us regret we have ears.
here is a sample of his rap “skills” over jay’s “fuckwithmeyouknowigotit“…
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don’t get too excited foxhole.
that tweet by trey songz happens to be fake.
yeah.
not real.
no bueno.
ain’t happening.
no need to show up backstage at his tour expecting to get dug out @ his hotel.
no.
no i did not ever fantasize that.
like,
ever.
*cough*
anyway he decided to respond on twitter about it and well…
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well the queen of the fashion world has spoken.
anna wintour lets it be known that yeezus did not have to do any sexual favors,
african voodoo,
or win the company raffle to get sleezus on the vogue cover.
this is what she had to say…
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