ooh,
drakey poo…
have you ever walked straight into a joke?
like,
it was a nice “smell the roses” kind of stroll.
you weren’t paying attention until…
i feel like drake walked into a joke with his answer on howard stern.

Stern asked Drake what his favorite kind of porn was.

this was his answer…

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is it me or has onlyfans started to run its course?
almost all the attentionistos have one,
the scamming jackals are trying to pull fast ones,
and most of the content is repetitive and boring.
“the burn book club” on twitter has no fucks to give these days.
they are determined to burn the establishment down.
last week,
they did ( x “top 10 gays to avoid” ).
this week,
they are on to the top 10 onlyfans gays to avoid…

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i am not a picky fox when it comes to texting a wolf that i’m into.
i only have a few “leave unread until further notice” tho:

1. Dry-ass texting gets you ghosted.
2. I don’t need good morning or good night texts. Just text.
3. I shouldn’t hear from you in days.
4. Sending me nudes without warning gets you ghosted for life. Period.

i’m pretty much down for anything else.
a foxholer sent me a study from the us emoji trend report,
something i didn’t know was a “thing”,
about the one emoji that will make you less likable…

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