Oh,
where,
Oh where…

twitter,
IG,
and OF are all gone.
The Foxhole has been barking about the following missing pretty penis…

I don’t drink alcohol anymore.

shocking,
right?
it’s been about a year since my last sip,
which was a glass of wine with pasta.
i know,
thrilling stuff.
truth is,
i was never really into drinking like that.
i only did it because,
well,
everyone else was doing it when we went out.
don’t worry because i’m not completely boring!

I prefer to eat my weed instead.

tiktok’s favorite food reviewer,
keith lee,
recently hit up some DC restaurants and discovered something interesting…

I had to wonder:
Is it fair to ask Kamala Harris to be the savior of black people alone?

my friend threw this at me today,
and honestly,
i had to do a double take.
kamala harris isn’t just here to champion black folks...

can someone break this down for me:

What exactly are Trump’s policies?

…because i’m totally lost on what he’s planning.
right now,
it seems like his supporters’ main reason for voting for him is…

jail.
prison.
the big house.
whatever you want to call it,
everyone has ideas,
fantasies,
and nightmares about what its like in there.

“What actually happens when you drop the soap?”
“Do straight males have sex with other males?”
“Do you get to pick your prison husband or does he pick you?”

i was on reddit and saw a thread that answered most questions.

i found his answers to be very interesting.
apparently,
it seems like jail is different for many people.
the following attentionisto has been showing us what jail life is like for him.
when i font you that…

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13 inches and a military wolf at the RNC?
You already know he was sat and ate at many tables.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but the RNC allegedly had the biggest spike on grindr.

one of DL life’s biggest puzzles for me is…