in order to be in the foxhole,
your investigative and meddling skills need to be top tier.
you gotta be able to put together clues,
patterns,
inconsistencies,
social media crumbs,
solve mysteries,
and still be home on time to cook dinner for your (future) manz.

everyone wanted to know who ^that wolf was that jackal,
jeffree star,
was trying to lowkey trying to flex with in that picture.

“I’m getting some black dick so I’m desirable.”

well if they wanted this to be dl then they’re stupid.
his tatts are the main clue in the picture.
today,
i was led to this…
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i was confused why cuomo and deblasio wanted to open up schools in new yawk this fall.
a lot of parents want “in person” learning,
but i bet you as soon as there is a spike in rona cases,
cuomo is gonna shut that shit down.
cuomo is playing chess with these idiot parents.

i see you cuomo.
you smart.
i was sent the following story about a dress code in one school district for virtual learning.
it has people up in arms,
but my opinion may get me in trouble via “abc13“…
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can i ask a question for the foxhole?
this isn’t directed at anyone in particular,
but Lord knows my social media timelines are flooded.
(there is a joke about this entry and flooded somewhere).
last night i had to sign off twitter because it was too much.
as you know,
cardi b came out with “wap” with megan thee stallion.
it’s been getting a ton of mixed reviews.
my thing is this…
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well he did it.
lamont johnson has inched his way to being the it attentionisto.
you know that spot gets filled every other week.
as you know,
he rattled the internet with ( x this ) yesterday.
well he got on his ig stories to answer many of your questions.
check out the ones i know the foxhole been asking…
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i never watched “the voice“,
so i’m not familiar with avery wilson.
he announced that he is bi over the weekend on his birthday,
but a lot of ya’ll was like:

“Uh,
we already knew.”

how?
there is one common trend i observed after his coming out tho…

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this is how it started.
that was a conversation between karaoke and i earlier.
it was in regards to a video that flew down my twitter timeline.
of course,
i wanted the foxhole’s opinion.
so it was a the united states navy band and they did their rendition of “circle of life“.
this is the clip i watched and well…
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