Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
hi sisters! james charles gets some alleged video sext leakage

Isn’t it wild how the moment someone problematic drops their clothes,
everyone suddenly forgets what a mess they were?
take james charles,
who will be the example in this entry.
he was public enemy number one for the last few years.
( x see why here )
he was responsible for this iconic stan twitter meme:

the second some alleged video sext leakage put that big white tail on display…
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Foxhole: if you do this, it ends with you winning the war

Have you ever wondered if sometimes the best way to win a war is by simply staying silent?
in the forest of power plays and PR battles,
silence can speak louder than any defense.
just ask justin baldoni,
the actor/director behind “it ends with us,“
who handled his BTS clash with blake lively like a true strategist.

last week,
blake’s past came back to haunt her as she was ( x trying to play the victim )…
why would dj akademiks create the content of his own downfall?

They say money can either polish you up or strip you down to your worst.
so, if you’ve got a nasty streak or a twisted soul,
wealth and fame are just the highlighter that brings it out for the forests to see.
from the following,
looks like dj akademiks might be living proof of that.
remember when he was low-key on the complex show with joe budden and nadeska?
back then,
he seemed harmless but life has a funny way of flipping the script.
turns out,
some of those types are hiding a whole lot of chaos under that nerdy/corny exterior.
see: a bunch of twitch and kick streamers.
Who would’ve thought Akademiks would find himself tangled up in an alleged gang rape scandal?
what in the…
Continue reading “why would dj akademiks create the content of his own downfall?” →stevie j is a piece of (juicy) work

even though stevie j is a walking toxic hazard with a reputation that could sink a ship,
and let’s be real…
He’s probably got more skeletons in his closet than a haunted house.
there’s one thing we can all agree on…
Continue reading “stevie j is a piece of (juicy) work” →is there an exit button on this keke palmer and ain’t sh*t baby daddy group chat?

I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?
there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings…
Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.
take keke palmer,
for example.
she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday…
does jd vance know how to lip sync for his life?

Foxhole,
you know the drill:
Have you ever noticed how those who shout the loudest against something…
Blah,
blah,
blah.
when it comes to anti-gay politics,
this meme floating around sums it up perfectly:

a nice big helping of closet cock.
so in a very odd turn of events,
ex-classmates of trump’s running mate,
jd vance,
couldn’t wait to spill this.
while jd was busy condemning drag,
let’s just font,
his alleged past is being exposed from the back of his closet…




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