there are 3 things folks will wait patiently for:

Another stimmy
Our tax returns
Rihanna’s next album

…and i’m gonna add a 4th.

Donald Trump’s Mugshot

i been waiting to see the orange one’s walmart photo portrait all day.
it finally arrived and…

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i’m waiting for a particular crowd when it comes to britney.
you know the ones i’m fonting about.

1 – “She divorced him and she is free now!
Let her have her fun!”

i’m just going to font that i was right…

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is it this easy to get 18k?
there are some people who won’t see heaven.
i guess it’s whatever religious story you believe in.
i like to think when your paws are dirty,
you will reap what you sew.
remember ( x this entry )?
i legit thought someone was trying to bless me.
in my religious story,
i thought God was about to make me an example.

“I was struggling but Gawd,
my glorious Gawd,
sent an angel to come through with a random blessing!”

nope.
i got led on but then i saw what they posted on their stories…

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when the pandemic went into overdrive,
many people had to readjust their lives.
many of my friends had to turn their homes into offices.
their kid’s bedrooms became a classroom.
don’t even get me started on those who worked while on vacation.
it was confusing like,
“how is this gonna work?“,
but everyone adjusted and figured it out.
so much so…

They started to like it.
They started to love it.

they realized they didn’t need to be in an office to get work done.
they could be home,
do their jobs,
and still have a work/life balance.
none of these jobs went bankrupt during the panny as they feared.
some jobs did tremendously well tbh.
the same ceos who were preaching “wfh!” are now changing their tunes.
apparently,
that is what is happening at grindr…

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punish.
when we don’t punish kids for their bad behavior,
they think that we think it’s okay for them to continue doing it.
they got away with that so now let’s push the limit further.
it’s the same when we coddle the crackhead in the family.

“Joseph is just going through a rough patch!
Yes,
he stole 50k worth of my jewelry and wrecked my car but he is sick!
I’m going to give this to God and continue to love him.”

no aunt shirley.
joseph doesn’t like you.
he knows you’re an idiot and the only one in his corner.

that serial killer who was killing gays in 90s new yawk?
he killed his roommate in college and got off scot-free.
the homophobic jury pardoned his behavior.
he went on to kill and dismember gays because he learned he could.

when cleiton lobo ( x destroyed that hotel in thailand ),
and disrespected the gentleman who provided him the experience,
he never faced any real punishment for what he did.
all he did was up the sexy and promote his new relationship.

with some,
that’s all it takes to be forgiven.
a foxholer sent me this…

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those who have ever been turned on felt empathy for megan thee stallion.
many of us foxholers know what that’s like.
when you go against “the popular one”,
it will be a whole army out to try to destroy you.
some live to tell the tale; others don’t.
even after tory lanez was sentenced to 10 years for his own behavior,
people are still not being kind to megan thee stallion…

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