i’m so glad i didn’t have to “penis measure” to my father.
that would have been exciting.
/endsarcasm
Lord knows i would have failed.
well boosie,
a rapping jackal supreme,
male cub had a birthday recently.
in “fathers doing too much” news,
this is what boosie allegedly told him on instagram…
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ya know,
ima stop telling the foxhole to go on hook up apps.
they moving real funny and i want ya’ll safe.
so we have another story of jackals lurking and luring victims to their deaths.
this time,
it’s two killer cousins from houston via the daily mail…
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foxhole…
i can’t.
i can imagine usher being in a concert,
working the crowd,
and seeing some pussy he’d like to fuck.
i’m sure that happens in most concerts.
the accuser in this usher scandal had her press conference today.
i learned something new.
everyone meet quantasia sharpton…
Continue reading “Usher Has A Bigger Problem Than I Was Expecting” →

it looks like i was right on my assumption the whole time…
funny how that happens.
so ^that trans she hyena,
reima houston,
who outed bobby valetino has a new angle.
she claims she was sexually assaulted by bobby.
she is even holding a press conference in new yawk via fameolous…
Continue reading “Bobby Valentino Is Going Down Further For Sexual Assault?” →

so miley cyrus is on the cover of “cosmopolitan” magazine this month.
the issue is “goals” and this is what she said on her ig…
Continue reading “Miley Cyrus Is Still Insufferable (Nothing New?)” →

i’ve never been a fan of lil duval.
his spirit never came off legit.
something about him just never connected with me.
so i’m not shocked with his comments.
my thing is…
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