don’t you love being the “i told you so” guy?

People learning the hard way…
again.
and again.
and again.

here’s the thing

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the tea you’re sipping could poison you too

What is it about villains like Lydia from Breaking Bad that stick with us long after their story ends?

i promise you,
i think about her often.

she was cold,
calculating,

and had this neurotic obsession with control.
she let others do her dirty work,
thinking she could sit comfortably on her untouchable pedestal.
in the end

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make the price of eggs great again

This is what it said when I went to the store this morning.

i just started making bomb omelettes too.
ugh.

you know the saying:

“You don’t know what you got til it’s gone.”

well,
i think the first to go in the new world order is the eggs.
eggs use to be like 4/carton for me.
nowadays

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did joffrey pull his mask off today?

The ruler of asocial media throne going full Joffrey Baratheon on us.

for those of us who remember the chaos of game of thrones,
king joffrey wasn’t just hated:

He was a masterclass in self-destruction.

from the moment he slipped on the crown,
his ego lit the match,

but the bridges he burned?
they were mostly within his own family.
fast forward to today,
and our very own x-twitter overlord is serving serious joffrey-esque energy.
did he do an alleged nazi salute at the inauguration?
well…

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is the time up for tiktok?

The clock app might have run out of time.

it seems poetic,
doesn’t it?

the very platform that gave many influencers a voice,
and turned regular people into overnight sensations,
is allegedly going to stop ticking on sunday.

( x read about it here )

influencers,
small businesses,

sexy males,
and content creators better grab their masterpieces before they vanish into the void.
here is what is so interesting to me…

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sir, i didn’t order this peek a boo pee pee

Nothing is worse than when someone forces their sexual fetishes on you.

that was my big issue with sending unsolicited nudes.
just because a few good time whores were okay with it:

That doesn’t mean the rest of society was down.

again: reading the room seems to be optional with some people.
so a jackal named nautica malone,
who JUST had a baby,
was forcing his degenerate behavior on the un-suspecting…

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