this hat didn’t age well,
didn’t it?
kanye should have just stuck with mentally abusing the black community.
he would have thrown us under the bus for another era,
used his white voice on white platforms,
he would have gone ahead to become even richer.
nope.
he decided to go after a stronger & more connected community,
became the face of “fuck around and found out“,
and in his latest cancelation…

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Mum always told me if i was away from anything i was drinking/eating,
throw it in the trash.
you don’t know who will try to put something in it.
the following story goes deeper into what she warned me about.
a janitor did something to a worker’s water bottle,
but she ended up getting an std from it…

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one time when i was a baby fox,
new to america,
my late Mum’s boyfriend at the time invited us over for dinner.
that night,
he decided to impress us by cooking lobster.

I’ll never forget how traumatized I was watching that experience.

the pot was shaking and you could hear,
what sounded like,
the lobster screaming within the hot water.
i didn’t eat that night because i lost my appetite.
my empathy is set up a little differently.
so when i saw this video with crabs in an air fryer…

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i’m a millennial.
i’ve been the middle child and i experienced both aspects of life.
i got to play outside before the street lights came on,
i know what going to buy a cd was,
and having a ton of dvds that have become relics of the past.
i’m not unfamiliar with “a/s/l” and how dope limewire was.
i may or may not have charged people to burn cds.
not only that…

I was lucky to see that if you weren’t talented,
you didn’t really make it past one song.

if you were really bad,
you’d get embarrassed on hot 97 or aunt wendy’s radio show.
i’m fonting that to font this…

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i saw this pop up on my spotify yesterday and i hit it with a:

“Mmm.”

you know the “mmm” black folks use when we are judging.
i feel like the old kanye was the new kanye,
but it was buried deep inside him waiting to torment us.
it seems his loose lips have started to sink his battleship tho.
over the weekend,
nore was HYPE to premiere kanye being on his show,
“drink champs“.
the alleged tweets from nore:

I own the internet for the whole weekend I’ll give it back soon #drinkchamps pic.twitter.com/VmZpuo3X73

— N.O.R.E (@noreaga) October 16, 2022

I delivered pic.twitter.com/cDGi8HpG8t

— N.O.R.E (@noreaga) October 16, 2022

I make em human not just Ye everyone who comes to @Drinkchamps becomes human!!! https://t.co/pv5t6Y4cWn

— N.O.R.E (@noreaga) October 16, 2022

kanye went up there and showed his entire black ass.
he talked about who drake smashed,
more anti-semitism,
and his theory about how george floyd was actually killed:

Kanye West says George Floyd passed away because of fentanyl and that the cop’s knee “wasn’t even on his neck like that” pic.twitter.com/sVKy3VK35O

— Kurrco (@Kurrco) October 16, 2022

it was all good when they were “tee-heeing” over the gossip.
nore is trying to backpedal because george floyd’s family is coming…

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yk osiris might have learned the hard way.

There are no friends in this business.

i have made this mistake.
you have made this mistake.
many of us have made this mistake.
a few outings,
getting put on vip lists,
and some private conversations are not a friend make.

Even getting smashed a few times doesn’t mean you are in the circle.

in a recent video,
yk osiris seems to be coming to that realization via alleged mental breakdown…

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