Lawd.
i think joie chavis was one of the prettiest vixens i ever seen.
i kinda use to think she would be above it all too.
like,
the type who knows she is cute but OD particular.
welp,
nope.
let’s keep it real…

She is kinda,
sorta,
maybe a hoe.

…and i mean that is fine,
but she keeps having going away presents in her hoing.
she has 2 kids with 2 rappers…

…and about to have a 3rd with a baller wolf,
trevon diggs.

he is the brother of stefon diggs and this is his 3rd too.
so they might be equally yolked in their hoing as well.
what is wild to me is joie and trevon are on and off but she decides to get bred by him.
so he has been getting clowned all over social media because of this.
this might be the shame we have been lacking in the forests.
cam’ron shared his thoughts about it on his podcast with mase and…

Foxhole,
we might be off the beaten path.

when i was younger,
i was a little demonic stan for many pop divas.
mariah,
britney,
jlo,
bey.
no one could say anything bad about them or i’d be all in my feelings.
tbh,
i felt like they were speaking my life and pain through their music.
i didn’t have anyone in my life to mentor me so i took to their music and personas.
i feel that is what happens to many gay youth who don’t have any irl mentors.
they’ll fiercely protect these pop divas to show loyalty.
em made a song that created the word,
“stan“.

as much as i fucked with these pop divas,
it never got to the point i wanted to go fight someone tho.
it was never that serious for me.
my motto for life has always been:

I may go up to line,
play around and might do a little dance,
but I try not to cross it.

so there was a stan war between a barb and a cardi(?) stan that went goofy.
it was between @jazmineonika2 and @popsongaesthete…

I’ll never forget the hurt I felt when WW said to someone,
and not even to me directly,
that he “sent me away because he didn’t want anyone thinking he was gay by association”.
That broke me to the core because I had his back when those same folks were talking wild shit about him.
Thank GAWD I healed from that.

i judge straights by their defense of their gay friends.
straight males and vixens.
the following is one of the reasons why straights get weird.
some of them can’t fathom a straight male being platonic friends with a gay male.
i guess it stems from:

“Males can’t be friends with vixens because sex has to be involved somehow.”

which makes it seem like males are sex fiends who can’t control their urges.
ex-baller nba wolf,
nick young…

…became cool with saucy santana during their college hill stint.
another ex-nba baller jackal,
gibert arenas,
decided to clown nick young for being cool with saucy…

when trash reality tv first dropped in the mid 00s,
fighting was the main draw on shows like bad girls club.
it was fascinating to see “real life people” doing this on tv.
when trash reality tv gave randoms storylines with lhhatl in 2011,
we tuned in because “such and such” had beef and by reunion time,
we just knew that they were gonna get “tah” boxing.
we have seen fighting over and over and over and over and…
you get the idea.
so when natalie nunn and joseline decided to act like feral animals on “something”…

bey gets it right.
when she has a project coming out,
she stays quiet while promoting her brand.
at this point,
she doesn’t even give anyone interviews anymore.
she lets us feast on her drops and we do all the talking/fonting.
before and during her big moments,
she has mastered the art of silence.
during her downtime,
she is like a sleeping dragon who stays off the radar until she is awake.

Bey carries herself like royalty.

usher,
who just had a huge career resurgence and has everyone in lust…

decides to go do this…

remember after the rih and chris brown debacle,
chris brown defenders were all like:

“THE TRUTH IS GOING TO COME OUT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT CAR!”

i always asked if they were in the trunk and i was met with silence and grimaces.
i love playing devil’s advocate with these hoes.
the next week or month after the incident,
he throws a chair through a window at gma and i’m met with:

“They were picking on him and they made him angry asking him questions!”

i concluded there are a lot of simple bitches out here.
so i saw today that in megan and tory debacle,
kelsey nicole who was the best friend of megan and full blown attentionista,
is going to “speak” on some podcast:

Kelsey Nicole Harris, Megan Thee Stallion’s ex best friend and one of the key witnesses in the Tory Lanez trial, is sitting down for her first interview since the entire ordeal.

????: @Thedanzaproject pic.twitter.com/2DPazmJHpy

— Mílagro (@MobzWorld) February 28, 2024

not this dateline exclusive podcast.
and i think many of us are collectively here to let kelsey know…