I had to wonder:
When will we learn to stop thinking with our…
little heads?

there’s a saying: you can’t tell a hard dick nothing.
this might explain why so many males end up in constant chaos.
the dick takes control and ain’t trying to hear common sense and reasoning.
from entangling with folks we shouldn’t to catching diseases like pokémon,
we often fall victim to our lack of self-control.
take my straight wolf friend,
for instance.
we’ll call him hanky…

as you know,
or didn’t,
but i’ve always been into taylor swift’s music.
as always,
i have to be honest with The Foxhole:

Her latest album was so boring to me.
I gave it five songs before i had to tap out.
It sounded like one long song and the vibes were off.

as taylor milks the “tortured poets department” for all it’s worth,
the swifties are still lappin’ it up.
she’s re-released the same album 34 times with one or two new tracks,
just to keep other pop gals from stealing the spotlight.
honestly,
it’s a little unfair and definitely shady.
billboard’s counting all these re-releases and keeping her at number one.
here’s all the 34 versions she’s put out…

it follows is a movie about a demon that kills you after sex.
if this were real,
many of us wouldn’t stand a chance.
every year,
there’s a new real life version of it follows when it comes to sex.

Have sex and you might leave with a demon that needs medication.

2024’s new story line of it follows is in new yawk and…

I had a friend who didn’t take the vaccine.
She was adamant about not taking it even though I did.
Whenever she would hear alleged bad news about taking the vaccine,
she would always say:

“Ya’ll went and took that vaccine…”
“Ya’ll this…”
“Ya’ll that…”

…and i found that shit to be really disrespectful.
i was about two seconds from cussin’ her ass TF out.
like…

i bought jaguar wright‘s first album.
i think i might have been the only one.
i bought it because of her being on jay’s unplugged and the coke commercial with the mouth:

Remember when neo-soul was poppin?
I miss that era.
I didn’t realize how much drama them neo-soul folks were in around that time either.

anyway,
the album was terrible and she vanished slowly after.
jaguar has been running her own platform,
being on all the podcasts,
but her mental illness as the main feature.
she has said some wild things in the past but allegedly,
she said she saw an alleged tape of nicki minaj and megan the stallion performing.
not the type of performing you are thinking about tho…

drake was at his handsome-est during the scorpion era.
whatever era started the low fade/beard combo tbh.
as soon as he got the cornrows,
started dressing in early 00s garb,
and everything looking way too oversized like he is trying to hide his weight…

He started to look really “ugh” to me.

you what else “ugh”‘d TF outta me?
this patois-country remix he was featured on today called “wah gwan delilah“.
it’s a cover of “hey there delilah” from plain white t’s…

but…