“you up baby?”
that is what this one wolf i use to talk to would call me after or around 1 am.
you know in the foxhole that “11 pm to 3 am entertainment” is when the sex happens.

“OH YEAH!
I’M UP!
WASN’T SLEEPING AT ALL!” – me

…when i was damn well sleeping.
we would proceed to have the best phone sex i think i’ve ever had with a wolf.
i adore a wolf with a really nice voice.
one that sounds like music in my ears and the tingles for my private parts.
if he licks his lips as he talks nasty to me,
i’d probably explode in my own cum.
a foxholer sent me a video from a tiktoker,
muhammed ayers aka mr. ayers,
that came right on time tbh…

Continue reading “baby, slow down and let the sound of my voice wrap around your penis” →

^that is what i call grabbing a handful of his tail.
sheesh.
oh hi,
my name is “grabbing a handful of his tail“.
i find it funny when straight males do gay shit.
i guess it’s the thought process of:

“I’ll do something gay unless it’s with actual gays”.

i guess that’s how dl is born?

“I just want to put the tip in my mouth,
but you can’t tell anyone.
I just want to know if it tastes like a meat straw…”

…or whatever excuses straight males come up with these days.
the foxhole has been sending me this new challenge the straights are doing.
it’s called “the boys cake check challenge” and well…

Continue reading “all the straight guys love doing gay shit (especially when it comes to their cake)” →

i really like how zednray handle their fame.
they could go absolute next level attentionistos,
but they keep a sort of mystery about themselves and their relationship.
they are both extremely sexy so there’s that.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but they’re music artists as well as being extremely sexy.
they have a new video out called “all i want is u” and…

Continue reading “all zednray want is u” →

this wendy williams biopic on lifetime looks like its gonna be a good time.
exhibit a:

i’m trying not to laugh.
i’m trying to be good.
so wendy is on full promo mode for her movie.
she revealed that she had an alleged one-nighter with a rapping wolf we desire…

Continue reading “aunt wendy out here getting good penis from fine ass rappers? (well then shiiiieeetttt)” →

now,
this is a challenge i can get with.
if my partner has a nice bawdy,
as private as i am,
i might take a video/picture of:

Trying to balance a Funko Pop on his bicep
Washing clothes on his abs

you won’t see his face,
but you’ll see a bawdy part or two.
gabrielle union and drew sidora might be trying to do a new challenge with their husbands,
dwyane wade and ralph pittman…

Continue reading ““oh hi everyone! let me introduce you to my fine ass husband!”” →

joseph d (@josephd_fit) has the bawdy of a Gawd.
i mean,
he should since he is a personal trainer.
his best asset is well…

 

View this post on Instagram

 

A post shared by Joseph D (@josephd_fit)

you already know.
it seems that those fitness bunz had a blue check on it real heavy…

Continue reading “joseph d and his perfect cheeks are off the market (wolves are crying everywhere)” →