you couldn’t not tell me adele’s first single would be a reggae-inspired bop.
one that speaks about heartbreak with a fuckboi on a nice dancehall riddim.
it would have us shouting “bop! bop!” as we weep.
adele teased her new single,
“easy on me“,
on her twitter…

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i don’t have cable to keep up with sports these days.
i know i was all eyes watching the nba last season tho.
that season was a wash,
but the finals…

I wanted to see if Brooklyn would have brought home the ring.

sadly,
kd showed up and got performance anxiety.
is it wrong to think the knicks winning the ring would have hit more?
anyhoo,
everyone who isn’t a sports fanatic looks forward to watching the superbowl halftime show.
that is when our selected favorites pull out their best for their career upgrades.
they announced who will be performing this year on nfl’s twitter…

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aa you can see,
lil nas x is ready to pop.

Little Montero is ready to be welcomed into the forests.

 the album rollout he has been doing…

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 i’ll be 100 with the foxhole.

I did not watch the MTV Video Music Awards

i didn’t want to sit through that whole thing for only 3 acts.
i ended up getting wrapped up with “nine perfect strangers” on hulu.
i was getting wrapped up with man boy aka melvin gregg in the show too.

i know.
i know.
however,
i did watch the three performances i wanted to watch on youtube.

Normani
Chloe
Lil Nas X

and i will font…

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i won’t lie to you,
when the red album by aaliyah first came out,
i thought it sounded really weird to me.
i’ll never forget going to tower records to listen to it…

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chloe,
chloe,
chloe…
so when “have mercy” dropped on spotify,
i made sure to check it out.
i will font…

It def didn’t sound like something “Chloe x Halle” would do.

i think the teaser is what made me think so.
i was curious to see what direction she would go with the video and…

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