when jlo got with a-rod,
i seriously thought that it might work.
a-rod manifested jlo into his life:

they seemed really into each other on socials and their kids seem to take to the relationship well.
well,
in typical jlo fashion,
something went wrong and they broke up.
( x see it here )
jlo has the ability to get wolves and a ring out of them,
but somewhere down the line,
it never works out.
i had to wonder…

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“i love my readers.
they so smart n shit…”

i keep on saying this in my head often.
i swear i do…
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hope you have a happy easter foxhole.
now who is inviting me over for easter dinner?

so i wanted to see “fast 7” tonight.
it was sold the fuck out everywhere.
i think all of new yawk went to pay their final respects to paul walker.
well i ended up seeing “home” with my favorite home-vixen.
here is a brief synopsis about the movie:

“After a hive-minded alien race called the Boov conquer the Earth, they relocate the planet’s human population — all except for a little girl named Tip (Rihanna), who’s managed to hide from the aliens. When Tip meets a fugitive Boov called Oh (Jim Parsons), there’s mutual distrust. However, Oh is not like his comrades; he craves friendship and fun. As their distrust fades, the pair set out together to find Tip’s mother, but, unbeknown to them, the Gorg — enemies of the Boov — are en route.” (google)

now let me give my thoughts without too much spoilers…

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so i went and purchased therabreath tonight.
it was on sale for 6.99 down at the target in harlem.
some cute wolves also work over there too.
anyway i saw ( x the glowing reviews ) over at the “stank mouth” entry.
now my breath ain’t violating souls,
but i will admit the thought keeps me paranoid.
no one wants to be out here stinkin’ up the joint.
since i like to try out products that can enhance my life,
as well as keep the foxhole together,
i will try it tonight and tomorrow will a full review!

riot and destruction.
i know everyone has an opinion about the rioting in ferguson.
the main question i keep seeing is:

“why are they destroying their town?”

…and that is a very good question to ask.
well yesterday i was turnt.
i was angry.
now that i’ve calmed down,
i can see why they were burnin’ ferguson to the ground.
i had to wonder…

Was it right?…

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