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will and jada pinkett-smith sure had us fooled, eh?

so i’m guessing jada pinkett-smith isn’t in sound mind for “girl’s trip 2”?
jada has been on 1,
2,
3,
and 4 lately and it feels like everyone is getting tired of her.
the word vomit keeps flowing and we don’t have enough bleach.
in her latest “oh more nonsense!” about her situationship with will smith…
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jada pinkett-smith drops a “yeah, we kinda knew” facebook status alert

^2012.
this is my favorite picture of the smith family.
it shows all of their different personalities in this shot.
jada pinkett-smith dropped a bombshell today for ( x people magazine ).
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith Been Separated Since 2016
i mean,
it was pretty obvious…
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elon musk says slavery was cool beans because everyone did it in history

i won’t even hold you but i didn’t pay attention to elon musk.
i know he was responsible for the self driving cars,
but he was “i don’t know her” as person.
i was forced to know him once he bought twitter.
pours out likka out for the dead bird
Twitter,
many of miss what you use to be.
Maybe one day,
you’ll raise from the dead and be a zombie.

twitter was once one of my favorite sites for news and updates.
elon turned it into a cesspool or hate,
main characters,
and a place to jack off.
elon be fonting just anything on there too.
he is saying we don’t much anything about history with racism…
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sexyy red wants us to know she and the hood love trump!

there are some people we should already know better.
it’s not like they don’t show us who they are.
we just choose not to believe it “until“.
Until… they show their ignorance
Until… they show how uneducated they are
Until… they let their ghetto behavior run wild
rapping she-jackal,
sexyy red,
has been shown us she is that one.
she let us know she is a stan of trump too…
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idris elba was a workin’ it so hard that it became unhealthy

imagine my surprise when i saw idris elba in cyberpunk 2077.
the biceps they gave him >

mmm.
foxhole,
you know i realized?
Many of us have unhealthy working habits that have become addictions.
it is how many of us are raised either at home or in society.
if we aren’t bustin’ our asses at work/career,
we are not like everyone else and a failure.
i’m glad idris addressed how he formed an addiction to being a workaholic.
it was so bad,
he had to get into therapy…
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john mayer and andy cohen decided on the hamptons for their home

i didn’t knowjohn mayer and andy cohen were a couple.
that hasn’t been confirmed but that’s what the forests been barking.
i’m gonna slap an allegedly on this.
now the following didn’t help in the rumors:
x Andy likes John’s supple lips
he do got nice lips doe.
they recently ( x bought a crib together too ).
listen,
folks are shacking up to split these bills nowadays.
someone i know brought up that john “must be gay“.
“Why do you think that?”
“He is over a certain age,
no kids,
hasn’t been married,
and sus with a gay man.”
He is gay.”
so in an effort to check foolishness,
i said…
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