stevie j is a piece of (juicy) work

even though stevie j is a walking toxic hazard with a reputation that could sink a ship,
and let’s be real

He’s probably got more skeletons in his closet than a haunted house.

there’s one thing we can all agree on…

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lawrence hive forever: the rise of jay ellis and his unforgettable assets

Jay ellis is destined to be etched into pop culture history as an icon.
Lawrence from HBO’s Insecure?
Forever Legendary.

if you weren’t there to witness the “lawrence hive” in action during insecure’s marathon,
well,
you missed an era for fuckbois everywhere.
that final scene in season one?
unforgettable.
lawrence shattered hearts and made enemies everywhere with big titty tasha.

That sex scene was one of the rawest moments in black cinema,
hands down.
I said what I said.

i knew jay was packing some serious heat,
but at ’24 culture con,
he gave us all a reminder

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quincy brown will be used in this entry about cute, handsome, fine, or sexy

I think Quincy Combs is cute but I don’t think he is sexy.

there is nothing wrong with that in my eyes.
that would not stop him from getting sex in any forest.
i saw a video posted of him and even though he was showing us what that tongue do

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is there an exit button on this keke palmer and ain’t sh*t baby daddy group chat?

I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?

there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings

Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.

take keke palmer,
for example.

she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday

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does jd vance know how to lip sync for his life?

Foxhole,
you know the drill:

Have you ever noticed how those who shout the loudest against something…
Blah,
blah,
blah.

when it comes to anti-gay politics,
this meme floating around sums it up perfectly:

a nice big helping of closet cock.
so in a very odd turn of events,
ex-classmates of trump’s running mate,
jd vance,
couldn’t wait to spill this.

while jd was busy condemning drag,
let’s just font,
his alleged past is being exposed from the back of his closet

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nicki minaj drags drake for “not being like her” as far as loyalty

I had to wonder:
Isn’t it wild how people can show their true colors when they are supposed to be your friends?

i’ve had two scenarios in my life that are like a bad rerun on repeat.

First: there were those moments when everyone watched me get dragged through the mud by someone i fell out with in a group,
yet no one had my back when they saw i was being done wrong.
It was very “Kill Bill”.

They were all too eager to turn on me because the “leader” had more clout.
Some of those situations were with the straights.
The vixens got catty and the straights weren’t going to align with “the sus one”.

don’t act like gays aren’t like this.
skin folk and gay folk don’t always be your skinfolks.

Two: there’s the scenario where someone I thought was cool starts hanging out with and promoting someone that i didn’t fuck with/vice versa.

all those situations are fucked up but as usual

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