clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.

the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music…

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we will never hear the words “gay tupac” or “jussie smollett hate crime” again

The ghost of scandals past finally laid to rest.

in today’s “things that happened last decade…” news,
jussie smollett’s saga has officially come to an end,
courtesy of the illinois supreme court.

per tmz…

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when did we start turning on beyoncé?

The Hive has gone quiet,
leaving their queen to fend for herself.

when did we start turning on beyoncé?
don’t font it’s because of the hive either.
every stan base gets messy but lately,
her army feels more “civilian” than “soldier”.
see what i did there?

saucy santana’s past shade when he came for blue ivy?
crickets.
lately,
candace owens has been running her mouth…

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the timeline takes another twist and meagan good is part of the plot

Meagan Good is starting in a new production.
It’s called “Why Is This Happening?”

Foxhole,
i feel like i’ve been in a state of confusion all 2024.

to add to my long list of confusion,
my sis just dropped a bombshell at the ebony 100 gala.
what was supposed to be a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it fling with jonathan majors…

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don’t fight the FLO: embrace the throwback

We (desperately) want that ol’ thing back.

muni long’s “made for me” hit different,
didn’t it?

it’s like a love letter to the golden days of R&B,
it fed our nostalgia-starved many of our millennial hearts.
it gave heavy midnight love:

let’s get into FLO,
the UK trio who teamed up with missy for “fly girl“:

…and delivered a sound so 90s/2000s it feels like a time machine.
of course,
many are out here calling their music “dated”.
funny tho…

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did NLE choppa make a mistake being too gay friendly?

Gay-friendly gone wrong or in denial?

NLE choppa stepped into the forest,
flexing bawdy and vibes,
and it got all the villagers horny.

i get it.
they have all been looking for every excuse to get under his sheets.
his fatal flaw tho?..

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