brad pitt said he would have had a gay experience but the window closed

there are two kinds of attractive straight wolves:

Option 1 – He was taught at a young age that his power is to get pussy off his looks,
but because he was also taught he’ll get bent over and graped in an alley by the “Big Bubba” character,
his homophobia is his calling card with gays.
These types come off closed off,
mean,
and can’t network for shit unless it’s with other straights.

They end up fucking up networks and reputations due to this issue.

Option 2 – He is charming and charismatic with everyone he meets,
including gay males.
He has been trained to subtly flirt with everyone he meets.
This type knows how to play the game,
doesn’t care if people think he is gay because he gets pussy regardless,
and doesn’t let gay rumors activate homophobia.
He’ll admit he has great gay friends in his life.
He is so cool and confident,
it makes everyone comfortable around him.

option 2 is the impression i get of brad pitt tbh.
those types are unicorns because they’re fine and have hella aura.
brad knows he’s attractive and learned to use it to his advantage.
it has probably made many gays fall in love/lust with him,
and i’m sure they have tried to ride him,
but he may have had to turn down their requests without hurting feelings.
you know many gays are very sensitive when they want to be fucked.
he was on dax shepard‘s podcast and was asked about gay experiences…

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lala anthony’s neighbor has issues with her but not with her fine ass manz tho

before we start font on this entry:

Lala Anthony’s new wolf is fine AF.

his name is beardaprince and he from BK.
he is an entrepreneur who owns “bear’s burgers“.

 
 
 
 
 
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ooof.
i’m not gonna font for him but when you meet a wolf that looks like this from BK,
not enough advil can deal with that headache.
he has probably got 100 bodies under his belt and trying to make you 101.
even the medium ugly BK males got that heat.
i’ve seen vixens and gay males move to new yawk,
meet the BK wolf,
and go back home with their tailz between legs.

It’s the voice,
the way they say shit,
the aura the gave,
and they been raised to fuck
the attitude problem out of you.

so i don’t blame lala for belting burgers for her new manz:

this entry isn’t about bear but about lala’s neighbor who has an issue with her.
he took to his IG to air out lala over a parking spot debacle…

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guys, kelly rowland is a “special guest/opening act” and that’s okay

I reallllllllllllllly want to go to this Brandy and Monica concert.
My millennial heart is bursting with FOMO.
My current budget isn’t allowing me to be great.

as a millennial,
i was there when kelly rowland launched her solo career.

“dilemma” with nelly is one of my fav songs and i was excited for her album to drop.

Who told her to release “STOLE” as her first single?

that entire debut album rollout was tragic.
i’m still annoyed “haven’t told you” wasn’t even a promo single.
her second album,
“ms kelly“,
was a much better single wise but of course…

bey to help push it.
atm,
many of us were shaking our heads at her movement during that time.
it didn’t help they were always asking her about be during her album drops.
she always had good songs on her albums but it was like they were sabotaging her.
so when i saw she is opening for brandy and monica on their tour,
i saw people upset that she is their opening act…

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iran told us: “hold my beer”

one of my biggest fears is to live through another 9/11 type of situation.
every time i see a plane flying in the sky,
i have this fear i’m going to see something terrifying.
the original broke us and changed the way we live forever.
i was watching a doc on OJ where it said back in 94 after the murders,
he legit got on a plane with no issues like what we deal with today.
if we had another 9/11 but in this century,
the sequel tho…

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i’m starting to think we chase males deeper into the closet doing this

so remember ( x this entry ) about the yapper?t
the diddy freakoff-er who allegedly saw eddie murphy and johnny gill kissing.
well ^that was johnny response.
usually,
we see males ignoring the allegations but as we can see:

Johnny went TF OFF.

…and i’ll allow it.
is it wrong for him to defend himself?
nope.
some of us would do the same someone tried to call us out unprovoked.
its interesting because this weekend,
i saw discussions of an attentionisto with new gay rumors starting to bloom…

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if all of this is true, tyler perry and the accuser were doing the most for me

when money is not a worry anymore,
and we can buy and do whatever we want,
that is when the boredom hits.

This is why in movies,
we always see the point when the newly rich character starts doing the most.

Scarface,
anyone?

this is why addictions become the norm to the rich and the wealthy.
it’s the thrill of the chase that makes us do dumb shit.
for a majority of males,
horniness is always the thing that brings us down.
in more ways than one.

How many times have I fonted to The Foxhole not to bring un-familar dick into your home with your nice ass shit?

for rich males who get caught up in the thrill of the chase,
why pay for easy sex when they can use their money to make someone submit?

when i read the affidavit of tyler perry’s alleged sexual assault lawsuit for 260 million…

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