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foxmail: dudes stare at me all day like a tv, but they won’t come and turn me on. help!

FOXMAIL

Hey Jamari,

I’m a 24-year-old black male that has yet to have his first kiss, sexual encounter, date or relationship. I am small in size and I notice that I do get a lot of stares from people, whether in class or out in public, but no one approaches me. I feel like I’m a good-looking guy. Whenever I tried to make a move on guys that I found attractive, whom could’ve just been straight all along, they all just ignored my advances, but yet they still stare at me.

What is it about me that’s repulsive?

Am I intimidating, ugly, or just undesirable to them?

I feel like if I don’t meet someone soon, then it’s truly going to be an uphill battle from here on out. Also, how can you tell for sure that a guy is at least bi-curious? I don’t want to waste anymore of my time and energy chasing around straight men.

MY ANSWER…

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I Want My Own Home(Desire)

before my parents passed,
they were planning on relocating us down south.
they were looking into property down in florida.
if we would have left,
i’m sure things would have been different for me.
would the foxhole have existed?
hmm.
well i’ve always had an obsession with houses

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50 Is Broke

Screen Shot 2015-10-17 at 9.45.43 PMyou can call 50 anything you want,
but what you won’t call him is broke.
where else can one prove they are ballin’ without a budget?
instagram.
duh.
check his latest antics to prove his “non-brokeness“…
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I Love To Ask Wolves Nasty Questions

Screen Shot 2014-12-01 at 10.06.26 PMi have a dream…
no i’m not gonna bust out with a mlk speech.
i like to ask questions.
you know this.
i’m a fox.
i’m nosy.
i really want to ask questions no one else is asking.
one of my dreams is to ask anonymous baller wolves
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I’ll Have My Dog Bite You On The Balls For Cheating On Me

english-bulldog-puppy-for-salei just had a dream just now that i owned a bulldog.
in my dream all i was doing was giving him a bath.
i could tell from the feelings i was having i loved him tho.
realistically i want pets but i can’t have any in my crib.
i use to be a major cat person,
but lately i’m falling in love with dogs.
when god blesses me with the crib of my dreams,
i want one kind of dog first…

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I Would Ride The Hell Out Chu. I Damn Sure Would.

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i saw my dream car tonight!
my dream wolf also owned it.
that’s another story.
i ran out of brown rice,
so i had to take a quick trip to the corner store.
when i walked out my building,
i saw this sexy wolf talkin to the spanish vixen couple buildings up.
he was definitely my type,
but i didn’t even focus on him for to long.
his car is what really got my attention….

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