Category: ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!… NO ITS JUST RATCHET
The Most Obvious Blind Item Ever
Unless you are slow or something….
How To Date A Fine Wolf… And Not Go To Jail.
Having a fine Wolf can be an issue.
It definitely has it perks, but you look at him and wonder sometimes:
“Will this fool cheat on me?”
Even though, for some strange reason, you forget you are attractive too.
We never like to place our value higher than these Wolves we date.
I guess after waiting so long, we automatically brand him as “KING”.
But, when you display your fine new Wolf to the world…
…and the Jackals and Hyenas start to attack…
What do you do?
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So I Was Eating A Sandwich This Morning…
… and I damn near choked.
Want to see why?
Jamari Fox Scares People Shitless
INTIMIDATION WAS THE CHARGE THAT THEY GAVE ME.
Star Fox has said it.
Other friends have said it.
Females have said it.
Wolves I spoke to have said it.
Apparently, I intimidate people.
I’m confused because I do not look like The Undertaker in a dark alley.
I’m not showing fangs nor do I look like a tattooed goon with a razor under his tongue.
I’m just a good-looking Fox who knows how to dress and knows what he want out of life.
I guess that’s a bad thing in meeting a Wolf?
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