you already know i luhhhhhhh a nice pair of biceps and a nice pair of bunz on a wolf.
like,
duh.
when you see a nice pair of bunz in dress pants,
like ^the picture above,
it’s literally a chef kiss.
nba baller wolf for the new orleans pelicans,
josh hart,
got engaged to his beautiful black vixen,
shannon desiree.

he posted the picture of the proposal on his ig,
but everyone has been talking about…

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a seat or a ride.
pick one,
or both if you’re feeling lit,
but expect a series of ranting coming from underneath you.
baller wolf fav,
dez bryant,
was drafted to the ravens after being a free agent for a while.
on the night he was supposed to reunite with the cowboys,
his old team and arch-nemesis…

and this happened…
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you can tell when a wolf is really smitten with you.
i knew when wolves were into me by how their eyes lit up when i came around.
they always wanted their energy in my personal space too.
i remember writing about how nba baller wolf,
paul george,
was not ready to be a dad.
( x see all that past drama here )
it seemed he didn’t want anything to do with ex-stripper,
daniela rajic.
well i think after he hate-smashed her into two cubs,
the following was probably inevitable…

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i’m starting to believe that many of the males i’ve been attracted to,
had issues with,
are/were beta.
they wore a really good “alpha” fur that fooled me and many others,
but their movement was very beta.
now there is nothing wrong with being beta,
but i’m heavily turned on by alpha wolves.
you know a true alpha male when you’re around one.
hell,
even alpha vixens have a way about them.
as you know,
boosie had all this talk about gay folks in the past.
he had different energy when confronted about it by a very alpha mike tyson.
boosie appeared on mike tyson’s podcast,
“hot boxin”,
where he was left kinda…

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odell beckham jr might be super nasty in bed.
i’m being dead serious right now too.
now for some,
nasty means doing all kind of freaky shit.

Being tied up
Bringing the entire refrigerator in bed
Dressing up as a baby and being spanked

you know,
the usual shit.
for odell,
that allegedly includes being shitted on as well.

i know.
well celina powell and friends had a discussion about odell’s alleged shitty ways…
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when plaxico burress played for the giants,
i thought he was cute af.
i was so glad when he took those braids out his head.
you know i love me some biceps:

…and them guns use to be out.
he is aging really really good too.

well i guess retirement has plaxico wanting to try something new because…

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