What Happens When His Mama Catches You Having Sex…

to be a teenager again.
so he:

…brings you to his mama house.
he gets a nice good stroke in and his mama walks in.
what happens?
this happens…

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I’M GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YO…

that isn’t an idle threat anymore….

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Beyonce Puts Fan In New Pepsi Commerical!

so i know all you guys saw the video for “mirrors”:

her new pepsi commercial.
i liked the concept of putting her different looks throughout the years.
well she wanted more!
apparently she re-shot the video with a huge fan…

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Ray J Wants To Promote Peace and Unity With “I Hit It First”

who you foolin?

he called into hot97 with his explanation of the track “i hit it first”…

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Does Best Buy Have A “Best Laid” Protection Plan?

remember this entry:

Who Woulda Thunk Home Depot Had All Kind of Woods, Drills, and Pipes?

i quickly mentioned how:

… has some fine ass wolves,
hybrids,
and foxes usually working there?
well one of my f-bi who commented in that entry wanted to prove my point…