i won’t lie to you but i always a big fan of eve.
i had all her albums and loved all the remixes she was featured on.

my favorite will always be her sophomore,
“scorpion”.
i saw her in public one time on random and was so nervous to approach.

i liked trina,
but her albums were usually a big hit or miss for me.
i could only get into her first album,
“da baddest bitch“,
and “still the baddest“,
which was also star fox’s favorite.

lowkey: star fox LOVED ( x this mixtape ) trina was on.
he would play this shit out.
i love “i’m da shit freestyle” on that mixtape.

she was ratchet before it went mainstream with the likes of megan the stallion and city girls.

tonight i’m fuckin’ excited cause they about to do battle in #verzuz…

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every time racial issues happen in america,
a ton of folks go ahead and cancel themselves.
i simply don’t get it.
why even say anything at all?
trina,
who i’m use to being pretty neutral,
decided she wanted to throw her self cancellation in the ring.
she had an interview on her show,
“trick ‘n’ trina in the morning”,
and allegedly said this about all the protests happening in miami…
Continue reading “trina thinks folks are animals escaped from the zoo for the riots” →

ya know,
i was hungry for more colin kaepernick.
i got my wish…

Continue reading “A Couple More Slices of Booty Butt Naked, Colin Kaepernick.” →

I use to be scared of the dick.
Now I throws lips to the shit.
Handles it like a real bitch….

Yet, Lil Kim is alone… and a face full of crazy.
She has a wall so high up that a nigga needs a hurdle to get over it.
Trina has boasted that she is the baddest bitch,
but there is yet to be a ring on that finger.
She was sending crying pictures to Kenyon Martin after he dropped her ass.
That doesn’t sound like the “baddest bitch” to me.
Evelyn Lozada probably has some great Spanish twat,
but it left her engaged for 9 years to Antoine Walker and putting up with bullshit from Ochocino.
She politely told him on national TV that if he wants to fuck some other bitch,
she will buy the condoms.
She also told him that she needs to “like the girl” if they decide to menage.
Excuse me, say what now??!?
… and these are just Vixens!
Don’t even get me started on the gay side of the fence.
Because realistically, we are all a hot ass mess on this side of town.

Every muthafucka thinks their shit is official.
I sometimes have to roll my eyes when I see/hear/smell that bullshit.
We listen to these rap divas and real life bitches and take on their sexual persona.
On social media and even real life,
everyone is bragging they have the tightest walls or the official throat.
But, if all it took was some bomb dome or good Foxtail to “keep a Wolf in the house“…
why is you alone in the crib doing Kegals?
Or, you sitting on a chat site all damn day  going through men like jock straps in the NFL?
Just stop it….

You could have some nice plump lips from “Casa De La SupaHead“,
or even the fattest ripest ass that would put Buffy the Body to shame,
but my question is…

Why are you still single?

Continue reading “Dear G-Spot, My Bomb Pussy Needs A Permanent Dick.” →

I am a VERY complex Fox.

I will not deny the contridictary undertones Jamari Fox makes.
I wouldn’t have you guys so hooked on my phonics if I wasn’t.

Some days I feel like gettin’ a nut; some days I don’t.

A Fox does go through things where I may feel the need to get deep.
Not everytime I want IT in me deep.

Do I give off such a sexual aura
that dudes are only interested in fuckin’ me?

This is a 2 parter… 

True story also.

Here is what happened…

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