“He Did Not Have To Give 1,000 Throat Jobs To Get Her On The Cover.”

giphywell the queen of the fashion world has spoken.
anna wintour lets it be known that yeezus did not have to do any sexual favors,
african voodoo,
or win the company raffle to get sleezus on the vogue cover.
this is what she had to say
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I’m A Caged Animal and My Underarms Smell Like Onion Rings

tumblr_n2tb5bXrQw1rirxvyo1_r1_500oh so noooowwwwww you get that “official negro wake up call”.
its about damn time chris.
it took him to be in solitary confinement with the rest of the animals to get it together…
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Sore (Yeezus + Sleezus)

img-apriltest_104557289055.jpg_guides_heroi don’t know he did it,
or how sore yeezus must be,
but sleezus is gracing the cover of vogue magazine.
anna what hadda happened?
i thought you hated her?
it was so bad today,
the snow bunnies at work were having a fit.
i can just imagine the timelines when this image leaked.
they even made a little video to celebrate the april 2014 cover…
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This Stinks! (Oh, and So Will Chris Brown’s Balls)

Chris Brown, Mark Geragosso as you know chris brown is in the big house.
blah blah blah.
he messed up yet again.
blah blah blah.
um…
he gonna be stinkin’ up the joint?
whoa at that news from tmz
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Ya’ll Should Be Ashamed For Not Supporting The Great Tyler Perry

single-moms-club-posterlike,
who are these random snow bunnies in this movie?
so ya’ll ain’t go see the new tyler perry movie,
“the single mom‘s club”?…

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Two New Music Videos; Two Massive Eye Rolls

ohnanailuhyapapiahhh.
the sweet smell of winter heading into spring.
you know what that means?
everyone is coming out with their “summer” music now.
trey songz and jlo have put their hats in the ring.
trey with “na na” and lo with “i luh ya papi”
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