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AHS: Hotel (Not A Good Stay For An Hour?)

so i was going to tune into “ahs: hotel” this season.
i won’t lie…
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The Rappers Get Motivated Off Gay Porn In the Studio

i like going to the studio.
the process of watching someone make a song is an amazing one.
a lot happens in the studio.

drugs
sex
gay porn viewing

oh wait…
well that is allegedly what young thug and his wolf pack do.
check out this video and you be the judge…
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MMA Wolf, Anthony Johnson, Lets a Vixen Have It (Hard)

these wolves are serious about their gym time!
sheesh!
so mma wolf,
anthony johnson,
had a few thoughts about a vixen today.
allegedly she was doing yoga too close to the weights in the gym.
someone call the police!
well he got on his facebook and this happened…
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Tyga “Allegedly” Could Have Picked A Better Transexual

can we talk about this scandal?
tyga is just fuckin’ all the way up,
ain’t he?

first: he is playing alleged “rock a bye baby” with kylie jenner.
second: he thought he was beyonce to release a secret album
third: he dyed his hair red to match those big red ass lips
lastly: he gets allegedly outed by a transexual today

like…
“L”s for breakfast,
lunch,
dinner,
and a midnight snack.
so this is what b scott got in an email to pop this scandal right off…

You Can’t Do What Beyonce Can Do

i remember it like it was yesterday.
i was sitting in my crib,
late at night,
and twitter suddenly went on fire.

“BEYONCE HAS A NEW FUCKIN’ ALBUM ON ITUNES!!!!”

i was like:

“…huh?”

i like to think i’m a foxy entertainment connoisseur.
i’m usually in the loop with artists i give a fuck about.
my foxy senses had no prior alert of a beyonce album.
well sho nuff…
b released an album and went on to sell over a million copies.
tyga…

…tried the same formula and only sold 2,200.
even with a tweet from his under aged friend,
kylie jenner,
the “gold album” still went triple ply wood.
even with production from another honorary kardashian,
kanye west,
the “gold album” still went platinum gum wrapper.
well this was his explanation for the low sales on twitter…
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Rob Kardashian Ate His Former Self (I Guess He Tastes Good)

happier times?
i know he hasn’t seen this size in years.
well rob kardashian has been eatin’ like its going out of style.
he emerged from his cave for a burger run and looked like this…
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