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I Can Promise You The World Only If You Cum With Me.
look at you.
ya broke.
your bills are due.
you can’t even afford to eat.
you keep praying and no break through.
look around and see all your peers.
they are like little robots.
money, cars, and hoes – thats all a nigga knows.
but, someone comes along.
he seems trusting.
he says he will make all your dreams come true.
you won’t be hungry no more.
your money will always be long.
and, you will have all the dick/ass your heart desires.
he turns on the television and there you are.
you are now a role model to the kids.
you have a nice home and living a different life than you are now.
you look at him and cry.
yes, that’s you.
…just as long as you sign here:
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I’d Rather Dez Bryant’s Number Be “69”
why does he have to share the same number with Emmanuel?
dez is just fine, ain’t he?
he looks like he don’t know what “making love” is.
he just sticks and moves.
i imagine he uses that same face in that above picture.
i haven’t posted about dez in a while.
let’s catch up…
“Hi, How Are You? Yes, It’s Nice To Meet Me.”
it’s like you personally want him to keep your headboard broken…
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Well Target Banned Frank Ocean …
dammit.
i love Tar-Zhay too.
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Lil Scrappy Says Gay Is The Gateway To Aids and Frank Ocean Started It.
…. and it starts.
Rapper Lil Scrappy believes gay men like Frank Ocean are the “doorway to AIDS” … and wants more closeted homosexuals to “come out” so it can’t be spread to straight people.
I can’t.
Scrappy took to TMZ to air his side of the story out….
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