I Can’t Fuck Anymore!!!!!!

disclaimer: not me.

you haven’t been out in a while.
fuck it!
you put on your best outfit and head out to a lounge.
it’s pretty gay friendly.
you sit at the bar and scope the scene.
you see him.
he sees you.
after some smooth eye fuckin,
you invite him over to talk.
you decided after a good hour,
that you are ready for some fuckin.
we are men, right?
this is what we are suppose to do.
they say.
you go back to his spot and ya’ll both rock each others worlds.
tumblr_ljoscafwnp1qep1veo1_1280after the clean up,
you say “bye”.
couple months later,
you are just sick for no reason.
you find out you have meningitis.
what do you do?…

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I Guess All The Hoes Are Retired Off Twitter?

instagram.
twitter.
facebook.
where you can be a hoe peacefully and discreetly.
how do you think all the video vixens and vh-1 stars find meat?
so why would this nfl baller wolf,
quentin qroves who plays for the browns,

4e32180258f45f7880aea75ce894f36fgo looking for street walkers?
someone explain to me…
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Sometimes All You Need To Do Is Take Your Shirt Off

as usual,
hood introduces me to someone i’d like to know:

tumblr_mgws99NNYf1qbj5iio1_500yes.
yes.
oh yes.

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Jack’d: The Valley of The Nymphos

“well that dick ain’t gonna meet itself jamari.”

i love the people in my life.
that was the text discussion i was having with a fox last week.
i was ranting how i needed some pipe.
selective pipe.
the type of pipe with a nice pair of these:


(whew)
sittin’ just right.

sure it may not be “good dick” stroke wise,
but nothing wrong with a visual nut right?
last regular basic hybrid i gave a chance was a snore.
he fucked me to sleep.
literally.

“jack’d?”.

oh that place.
how we always go back to social sites when the going gets… hard.
after downloading the app again,
i decided to try something different this time…

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Rapper Mystikal Has A Make Over

i remember mystikal looking like this:

well things have changed since he got out of jail.
he walked into someone’s job recently and posed for a pic…

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The 2013 World’s Sexiest Vixen… According To Some White People

so this was last year’s vixen:

personally,
she deserved it.
well this is 2013

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