something told me to wait a minute about jonathan majors.
just chill jamari,
just chill.
when i saw the trailer for “magazine dreams“:

he can act and has a nice bawdy.
those things are facts but he is still weird.
allegedly,
in this audio from “rolling stone“,
it seems he admits to all that he claimed he never did…

You can tell when people aren’t use to nothing.

i never understood WHY vixens,
and even gay males,
scream to the mountaintops about how good their wolf is dickin’ em down.
as soon as you advertise how good your manz fucks you,
lonely hoes across the forests ears and tails perk up.
rapping vixen,
kash doll,
decided to tell her audience about her nfl baller wolf,
za’darius smith…

and his third leg…

Anytime I hear about curious males experimenting with other males,
it always makes me cringe tbh.

they say it’s not for them when clearly,
they chose the WRONG male to be their first.
for some,
the options are slim and the fear of getting caught is high.
so they get with someone with muscles or ultra-masculine…

When they clearly needed someone who was more feminine,
little to no bawdy hair,
and the bawdy party they were looking for.

acting/cannibal jackal,
armie hammer,
made me think of this in his recent revelation on his podcast.
he admitted he hopped on grindr to hook up with another male.
alas…

How are you doing?

waits for you to font me how you are doing
i get it.
i totally get it.
we are living in strange times and every day,
we get a fresh headline of a new executive order or some other fuck shit.
you start thinking about your job security,
your future,
your past,
and that pesky question:

“How bad is it going to get?”

it’s making it’s way downtown and its walking fast.
i can font things will be fine but honestly:

I don’t know.
i truly don’t know.

here is the truth in full font.
ready?…

I’m one of those people who keeps all his iPhone boxes.

i don’t throw them out because in my head:

“What if I need it in the future?”

what,
in some weird emergency,
i need to return my iPhone?
not realizing that when some shit happens,
apple literally sends you a cardboard box to send your phone back in.
so if that isn’t it,
then what is it?

Maybe it’s keeping the box that when I see it,
I remember the memories that came with that particular iPhone?

like my iPhone boxes,
i was holding onto someone that i no longer speak to on “find my friends“.
we haven’t talked in 2 years but we knew each other for 12.
it took about a 2 months in 2022 for our friendship to end.
all i had left was us still connected through that app.
when i would go on there to look for my devices,
they would pop up,
living in an entirely different state with whole new life now.

over the weekend,
i had a friend posed a few questions to me…

so i haven’t watched wrestling in years.
okay,
decades but still.
i know that even though i don’t watch,
montez ford is daddy and roman reigns is still step daddy.
randomly the other day,
i stumbled upon wrestling wolf,
austin theory,
by accident.
his reddit sub is filled with hungry gays that want to fuck him ASAP:

…but when i went snooping for more and came across this:

um,
let’s font about it and more…

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