shaking a crush is hard.
no pun intended.
i am going through it,
let me tell ya.
we try to stand tall,
kick our heels together,
and say a couple times in our heads:

i will not look at him!
i will not look at him!
i will not look at him!

…all while crossing our fingers hoping for the best.
we imagine he is ugly or try to point out flaws he has.
nada.
it just takes him to come in the room,
smile at you,
look in your eyes longer than usual,
and you’re back to where you started.

its tough and definitely a process.
it has to be done tho.
while i was on the way to work,
something popped into my mind about crushes…
Continue reading “I Have A Crush and All I Get Is This Lousy T-Shirt” →

this is one of the reasons work can be so annoying.
there is always someone fine lurking in the shadows.
he could work in finance,
hr,
the person who fixes broken shit,
or your supervisor.
there is always someone fine at your job you would smash in a heartbeat.
you know i know.
well a fox sent me in a submission from his job and well…

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god has a funny sense of humor.
he can also be SUCCCCHHH an asshole as well.
god,
the universe,
or whatever you believe in.
“your prototype” will be placed in your life.
your “straight” prototype.
well maybe.
he hooked,
lined,
and reeled you in with “something”.
its not like we have a lot of choices within this world.
this life we live isn’t exactly a dating mecca.
we aren’t vixens where they can get it easier.
we have to cross our fingers on hook ups and fast life styles.
ultimately between the random booty calls,
this “prototype” still has a special place in your heart.
even if you only see him for a few seconds,
it feels like a million moments.
yes my friend.
you crushed with your emotions.
the most dangerous way to “crush”.
i had to wonder…

…and how exactly do you stop that?
Continue reading “Hooked, Lined, and Crushed” →

so I’ve got good news and bad news.
I’ll start with the bad news first…
Continue reading “HONEY (I’m late)” →

so something happened today with a wolf.
now i could be wrong!
i’ve been wrong before!
a lot of curious d/l wolves tend to be attracted to me.
i think i may have gotten an obvious sign today.
i’ll tell it and see if i’m reaching…
Continue reading “Now Approaching… His Crotch” →

so i turned a fuck shit situation at work into a positive.
you all would be proud.
i won’t lie and say i wasn’t lowkey heated tho.
so for new year’s eve,
everyone was told that they could leave early.
around like 1pm or so.
liar liar allegedly sent it out in an email.
mine must have gotten lost in cyberspace…
Continue reading “This Be The F*ck Sh*t I Be Talmbout” →