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CJ Osiah Is The Wolf To Get You In The Right Positions
ya’ll remember cj osiah?
okay i know that’s not his head,
well not the one that can be shown without a nsfw warning,
but he is from this entry:
well he takes flexible to a whole new level…
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How To Cook A Sausage In Wrestling Pants
don’t you like wrestler wolves in those tight stretch wrestling pants?
lycra fabric been known show a slow cooking sausage.
well this faceless wrestler wolf for unc-pembroke wanted to show us just how he cooked his meat.
hope this video works…
Some Choose To Have Their Pound Cakes Spread While Others Pound Em
clean,
lay down,
spread em,
legs back,
breath,
stretch,
shake,
turn around,
face down,
tail up,
grind,
pound,
ouch,
rinse,
swallow,
rest,
repeat… maybe?
the role of the fox.
all for the sake of pleasure and pleasing.
don’t you love it?
in this lifestyle,
it seems being a fox is like being a serial killer.
you feed the neighborhood rats with body parts.
when you choose to receive instead of give,
or do both,
it opens up for many opinions and criticism.
“why you…”
“ugh i mean…”
“what the…”
when the wolves look down <<<<<
like who you plan on fuckin’, negro?
it kills me the mass hysteria it creates that i had to ask…
Whats the big deal with being a fox?
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Kenneth Guidroz JR: The Model Wolf Made of Light Skinneded Champions
yes.
he’s real.
one of my fav f-bi sent him special delivery to see what i would think.
i think i’m in love.
dunno about anyone else.
dont really care either.
here the breakdown:
the wolf’s name is kenneth guidroz jr,
model wolf,
from nyc,
has a beautiful son,
and chocked full of light skinned-ed meaty goodness…
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I Hit On Him and Then He Hit Me
#havesandhavenots was the shit wasn’t it?
good damn tv.
well i couldn’t stop thinking about how wyatt extracted that confession out of jeffery.
that “look at that bulge” line tho…
with those tight ass pants jeffery had on and wyatt saw that?
in this lifestyle,
i call jeffery a “newbie”.
the one who hasn’t had his *safety seal broken.
(*safety seal: as soon as you do anything with the same sex.)
so you are completely new to how this whole thing works.
you think that as soon as you say “me likey peen/booty“,
then everyone happens to feel the same way.
nope.
not a chance.
worse if you meet the wrong people(s),
you can be manipulated.
worse: outed.
i was once a victim…
Working Out Means You Signed Your Life Over To The Devil?
“do 1,000 sit ups before breakfast.
2,000 before lunch,
and 10,000 before bedtime.”
“see these rock hard abs?
they came from doing sits on the holy grail and drinking cat blood right after.”
“you can get bouncing pecs too.
just make sure you lift your weight in a mini cooper and then wrestle a rabid raccoon right after.”
“i’m a herbalife life assistant. contact me today.”
is herbalife the male mary kay?
yeah so those are all instagram statuses.
you know i keed.
first it was models,
then it was twerking,
now its the BILF (body i’d like to f).
now we’re talking!
personal trainer wolves have started to flood instagram.
you can’t page hop without seeing compression shorts,
work out videos in the playground,
and sweat juice pecs.
listen i love my wolves with the muscular bodies.
i been known to worship a nice body,
while on my knees with spanish candles burning,
but has anyone noticed that everyone with muscle mass wants to whey in on a workout regiment?
it seems like these wolves who sucked as athletes have decided that training would be their life goal.
how fun is some meaty asshole
telling you that you ain’t shit because you don’t live in the gym?
how fun also that they won’t date anyone who isn’t working out either?
its like they have the personality of a dumbbell.
you notice a majority of these wolves have no one?
how can they have anyone really?
well besides “gymella” and that bitch is pretty much ran through.
hell the illusion of great work out like sex maybe just a fantasy as well.
i don’t mind the free work out tips,
but god forbid i try to hit them up about advice.
hell even personal training sessions…
i mean you are a “personal trainer” right?
i’m starting to think that personal training is all some of them have to offer.
with a gym now on every corner,
and a “steve to stephon” type dude with an instagram account,
i couldn’t help but wonder…
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