Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.

we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.

i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.

for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...

billy porter sort of annoys me now.
he comes off fake and doesn’t come off effortless.
it’s like he’s trying too hard or something.
he went to the white house for their juneteenth event and…
well,
he did something that got him trending in the worst way possible…

…and it’s not because he went to the white house tho.
 kim made her way into the oval office to fight prison reform.
i bet he creamed his pants when he realized he’d get an invite there soon.
nah,
kanye has me concerned with another issue.
like…
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i’m starting to think omarosa went into that white house with a plan.
she didn’t go in there trying to play nice.
not with the following allegations about how much tapes she has.
you won’t even believe it via “the huffington post”…
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i was legit waiting for a pig to fly across my skyline today.
when i woke up and saw the following,
i had to wonder if i was dreaming.
kim kardashian.
going to the white house.
discussing prison reform with tang.
i had to wonder if i was in another dimension or something.
alas it happened today and it was NOT a joke…
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when they said this was the “year of karma”,
they definitely wasn’t lying.
what’s next year?
“the year of retribution”?
so omarosa got her “national negress wake up call” today.
she got allegedly canned from her position of…
well…
whatever it is she was supposed to be doing for the orange one.
a foxholer sent me the story via ny daily news…
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