i’m really starting to want usher in my “to do” list.
he is shorter than i usually like em,
but i’ll make an exception.
so usher has never really been known for his tail.
his abs,
yes,
but he was always lackin’ from the backin’.
trey songz on the other hand…
well in usher’s new movie,
“hands of stone”,
he had a nice little sex scene with jurnee smollett.
she was told that she needed to grab his bunz during their love scene.
i mean…
no fight would have been put up in my end.
this is what “usa today” had to say…
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usher is what you call…

“vintage penis”

his sexy just gets better with age.
lord let me not say that.
that “woman” he use to be married to lurks.
well usher had a “oops-whoopsie-daisy” today.
he posted a “nearly eggplant but not quite” on his snapchat.
this is what a vix-bi led me to via celebrity eggplants…
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…said no one ever.
well unless you are a #teambreezy member.
thats what nba baller wolf,
brandon jennings,
may just be.
see he had something doofus-like important to share with us last night.
thoughts i’m sure involved some kind of heavy drug use.
anyway this is what he said on twitter…
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^that is trey songz at the 2015 bet honors.
he was there to honor usher.
i hear he even sung “nice and slow”.
i’m sure thats going to be interesting.
this was also interesting…
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…i did say “alleged”.
oh and tameka raymond is in it.
i know.
ugh.
well i have a confession.
see “confession”…
cause you know he had an album and…
cause ya know..
okay.
anyway…
yes the debut of usher’s pipe.
as you know,
or don’t,
usher has always been on my “bucket list”.
somewhere between 25 and 60.
allegedly they have some shots from tameka and usher’s sex tape.
you know.the alleged one…
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oh wait…
did you think this was some backstage gossip?
you sick pervert!
how could you?!
anywayz….
so usher brought out foxhole favs,
august alsina and trey songz,
on stage.
he is currently all over the country for the #urxconcert.
he recorded a video for ushertv and well…
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